Pride and Prejudice

when you’re making a getaway but your bro looks so good flexing that you forget you’re supposed to be flying away and just stay staring at them arms

May the fourth be with you!

he tried

“I Like Hanging Out With Guys Because There’s Less Drama.”

Translation: whenever I spend time with my female friends, we always end up doing an unabridged reading of Hamlet, and I’m salty because they always make me play Polonius.

Vampire writers really are not tapping into true potential. Why whine for eternity about their lost humanity or fall in love with a mortal teenager when vampires could like walk to space or some shit

Vampires who finally get all the dead bodies off Mount Everest so they can be buried.

Vampire policemen who can easily walk into danger and rescue others, wearing bullet and stab wounds as badges of honor. Some kid they saved started giving them corks to “plug” the holes, and it’s become a trend, kids decorating plugs to give to their local policemen for the vampire department.

Vampire scientists who can work 24/7 when a new epidemic shows up, or when working in forensics, and then just take a few years off. 

Vampire scientists who can research radiation and just get a laptop with internet and wait the few hundred years until they’re safe to be around again, watching tv shows and reading all the books they want to, because yeah, it gets lonely, but they’ll have centuries after to make up for it.

Or maybe they’d be doing it in groups so they don’t end up lonely. Earning their money for the downtime by making it a realityshow. Who needs Big Brother? We got a pile of vampires who have to live together for decades, that’s gonna be drama! If you donate blood this month, you get to choose a challenge for them! 

Vampires, guys, Vampires.

I am 100000000000% here for this. 

the russos called sam steve’s new best friend and bucky steve’s old best friend so basically THEY’RE ALL BEST FRIENDS SO DONT YOU DARE TRY AND ERASE SAMUEL THOMAS WILSON FROM STEVE & BUCKYS LIFE THANK U

White people should be banned from adopting transracially.

Kenya has approved an indefinite ban on adoption by foreigners. This needs to spread like wildfire…White people using Black and Brown children as disposable pretentious props has got to stop.

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How to get into college in 1983: get good grades

How to get into college in 2013: get good grades, speak six languages, be a rocket scientist, and end world hunger

How to pay for college 1983: Work part time and summers. Maybe take out minimal loans. 

How to pay for college 2013: Which of your organs is the most valuable? 

What to do with your degree in 1983: work in your field What to do with your degree in 2013: cry

This

How college students were viewed in 1983: hardworking and passionate

How college students are viewed in 2015: lazy and unambitious

THIS

“May the Force be with you,” was a phrase used to wish an individual or group good luck or good will, one that expressed the speaker’s wish that the Force work in favor of the addressee. The phrase was often used as individuals parted ways or in the face of an impending challenge

Feminist Friday

When Robert Downey Jr. was asked about his acting process and Scarlett Johansson was asked how she got into shape 

Two-time Oscar-winning Cate Blanchett 

Designer & author Lauren Conrad 

Award-winning Emma Stone 

When award-winning actress Julianne Moore was asked to put her fingers into a “Mani Cam” 

When award-winning Elisabeth Moss did 

Emma Watson

Rihanna 

Megan Fox

Nicki Minaj 

All of my role models in my life. 

UNCLE GEORGE IS FUCKING PISSED

hey so aeropostale is declaring bankruptcy and they have pretty much all their clothes marked way down on their website, plus you can get an extra 30% off all clearance stuff (use the code EXTRA30 at checkout)

#StraightGuys. 

some Tarzan doodles 

(i just wanted to draw Terk as a human shhh)