Call me Shocky

I’m stupid and bi and it’s all u need to know about me

actual nightmare blunt rotation

wilsons wiki is so funny

whats that one phrase? sometimes a man hurts every woman in his life because his true soulmate is another man HAHA

Gregory House (husband and enemy)

The best vibrating bed money can buy

“If you have time to watch Netflix you have time for a side hustle” my side hustle is relaxing so that my body and brain can heal from by this nose-to-the-grindstone bullshit. I refuse to feel guilty for being a human with the need to relax sometimes. my side hustle is no.

whenever i hear about hustle culture i always think about this post on r/antiwork

The second time I quilted Joan of Ark.

This one just got first place at the Utah State Fair

Wait. That's a QUILT?!

YOU GUYS. THAT IS A QUILT.

you are KIDS. weaponize that. waste her time.

soundwave and his delinquent kids

Let us suppose that the "average" horse would have equal proportions of all these parts. The degree to which each part in this poll deviates from the "average" size (20% of total) will determine how large or small that part of our horse will be (i.e a horse with only 10% in Legs will have legs half the size of the average horse).

I will draw a picture of the horse we make!

Thank you for your patience, tumblr. I have been at work all day but now I am home and ready to build this horse you asked for.

First, let's pull up the poll results alongside an average looking horse. I have calculated the size of each part of our horse in relation to Average Size.

Next we will adjust our horse's components according to the specifications.

Finally, let us properly assemble these parts and see how it looks.

And there you have it. Great work team. No notes.

affirmations for when you have to send emails