EVERYONE PUT THIS GIF ON YOUR BLOG IMMEDIATLY IT WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE VIRUS!!

Don’t know how it protects me from Ebola but alright alright. If it keeps me safe

i scream you scream we all

repress memories of our childhood

ggfidjdvakafa OK SO

My mom has been thinking of moving sometime in the future, and she sent me a listing on zillow to look at, right?

And I’m like, “Oh cute, it even has a little in-law suite, that’s nice,” BUT THEN I KEPT SCROLLING AND

Um

UMM

EXCUSE ME???

@masqueradewolf

Everyone knows his hair is the source of his power. Without it (or his flaming shirts),he'd be nothing.

Why Do You Need To Do This

STOP THIS.

Judy there are limits

@lifeisdetermination

@princessdawnauroreon

Here are my contributions

This just looked the same until I reached the Zeg™️ part

me: I have a really diverse music taste me: *listens to the same song on repeat for three weeks*

me: I have a really diverse music taste me: *listens to the same song on repeat for three weeks*

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing

IG: Uniquesora

SHE LOOKS MORE LIKE DOMINO THAN THE ACTUAL DOMINO, H O W

Pros of chubby gf

- soft

- nice hugs

- thigh pillows??? Tiddy pillows??

Cons of chubby gf

- none

Pros of skinny gf

- fits in ur arms rly nicely

- ur hoodies are too big on her which is beautiful

Cons of skinny gf

- none

Pros of muscled gf

- abs?? Biceps??? Please???

- strong gf pick me up pls

- most likely works out a lot which is hot

Cons of muscled gf

- none

Pros of a tall gf:

-she can reach everything

-she can wear those gorgeous and long swooshy dresses without drowning in the fabric

-she still rocks heels, I mean, hello??? Tall girls in heels??? Yes??? PLEASE?

- can curb stomp facist easily

Cons of a tall gf

-none, you’re just cowardly

Pros of a short gf

- I can give her piggyback rides

- she short which means I can pick her up randomly

- she’s got a better angle for throat punching facist

- great at stealing my clothes and wearing em

Cons of a short gf

- none

Pros of a disabled gf

- she’s still her own independent person

- she’s intelligent, often times having some of the most profound things to say that people often ignore because they’re stupid

-she’s got a unique lifestyle that’s gonna be best for her and she’s gonna live life as much as she can as comfortably as she can

-stronger than any US marine

-hates fascist

Cons of a disabled gf

-none

Finally a Tumblr Post that speaks to me

Pros of an autistic gf

-She stims when she’s happy

-She tells you about her special interests

-She’s super knowledgeable about her favorite topics

Cons of an autistic gf

-none

This makes me happy.

Marchesa spring 2020 rtw

please. ....... im begging you..........give male cartoon characters eyelashes..........boys....theyhave eyelashes...in real life.........p lease.m

Beer may not make you smart, Budweiser..

“i don’t care,” i say, caringly, as i care deeply