how am i meant to show my love when i peel an orange but need a shovel to give you a slice

i wish i had the words to express what this means to me.

*full title does not fit: "a dog took my face and gave me a better face to change the world: the celeste cunningham story"

to vote on your favorite fake TV SHOW from 30 rock, go here!

pirating movies by seeing them in tumblr gifs and basing my own story around them

that's how medieval peasants were supposed to use the stained glass windows to teach themselves bible stories when church was exclusively in latin

Blorbaux from my tapestries

television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

im aware james norrington's proposal was painful and ended poorly but he has nothing on fitzwilliam fucking darcy

hang on. put john thornton on the scale too

is this anything

"This Tracy Lord, she knows you?"

" You might say that"

" You might also say you were her first husband."

The Philadelphia Story (1940)

Directed by George Cukor

"Daphne"? Well, I never did like the name Geraldine. SOME LIKE IT HOT (1959) | dir. Billy Wilder

"i cant watch shows about fantasy kingdoms without thinking about how they should be abolishing the monarchy" that my friend sounds like a skill issue

if im watching the lord of the rings extended edition i am a monarchist for 682 minutes

Marlene Dietrich in Morocco (1930)

“long hair on guys doesn’t make them less masculine. think keanu reeves, jason momoa, danny trejo, or the guy at your local dive bar who rides a motorcycle”

*the crowd nods*

“so long hair doesn’t necessarily determine masculinity”

*the crowd, more hesitant, still nodding*

“butches can have long hair—“

*GUNSHOT*

that wasn't a gunshot, that was my heart stopping and restarting 🥰

*THE CROWD GOES WILD*

Two vast and trunkless legs of stone...

Ahh, I'm a man! Well, nobody's perfect.

Some Like It Hot (1959) dir. Billy Wilder

THE THIRD MAN (1949) dir. Carol Reed

same energy

Where’s that gif of Janeway. Any of them. 

spock: possessed

data: intoxicated

janeway: just how she is babes

I am not going to lie to you. When Russell told me that we were putting a ramp in the TARDIS, I cried. I did. He actually told me about a fan who had contacted him, who was a wheelchair user, and said how much he admired Russell’s work. He said, “Even though I can’t get in the TARDIS, because it’s not wheelchair accessible, I just love it.” And Russell was like, “So, we change that instantly. We change that.” When he told me that story, that really hit me straight in the heart. I know what that will mean for the disabled community, and many disabled Whovians who haven’t had that. -Ruth Madeley

"Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat slowly. Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride."

- Anthony Bourdain