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Octopus-Pot.

@korosxnsei-blog / korosxnsei-blog.tumblr.com

The fact that I'm targeted by everyone is proof that I'm powerful, after all. [[ indie, semi-selective korosensei RP blog! ]] -- [M!A: none, accepting~
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Who are you and why do we have the same face

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I’ll ask you the same thing! And why are you so slimy!? You’re no Toon!!

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“You mustn’t be very smart robots if you can’t identify an octopus when you see one, nurufufu~!”
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You look nothing like an octopus. More like some kind of weird extraterrestrial, of which I slightly doubt. And if you are of some sort of toon semblance, did your artist accidentally use a #2 pencil with one of those horrible erasers?
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“I look everything like an octopus!! I have the tentacles and color changing skin and—! You know, I don’t quite get what you mean by artist and toon. What even are toons, and why do you keep mentioning them?”

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"Here Korosensei, my math homework!" Elise replied with a chirpy manner as she handed him her notes. Hopefully he didn't notice that the hand-writing wasn't hers.

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He took the sheet, and after looking over the suspiciously all correct problems (especially those which she commonly had difficulty with, which were all especially suspiciously right and tidy), he gave her a barely noticeable, but slightly scrutinizing look.“Correct! Let’s try more of these ones so I can see how you figured them out...”

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"Hey Korosensei, what are your students like? I'm curious to know what they're like. All I've heard from school is that there's always a bully, smart guy and a girly-girl. Is that true?"

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“Well, levels of those things are relative. But it can be true! There can in fact be crude students, sweet students, and teacher’s pets. Although, I rarely and in fact never at all have done the sort of glorification of just a single student.”

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“Kinda like a job is then…? Oh yeah, are they getting any better in killing you?”

“Oh, quite so! Everything is cutting edge! Literally, with those blades of theirs, nuru...”

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"Hey Korosensei, what are your students like? I'm curious to know what they're like. All I've heard from school is that there's always a bully, smart guy and a girly-girl. Is that true?"

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“Well, levels of those things are relative. But it can be true! There can in fact be crude students, sweet students, and teacher’s pets. Although, I rarely and in fact never at all have done the sort of glorification of just a single student.”

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“As you can see, I still don’t know much on school sadly…”

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“School is just a small fraction of the entirety of human society. Which is not always a good place.”

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"Hey Korosensei, what are your students like? I'm curious to know what they're like. All I've heard from school is that there's always a bully, smart guy and a girly-girl. Is that true?"

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“Well, levels of those things are relative. But it can be true! There can in fact be crude students, sweet students, and teacher’s pets. Although, I rarely and in fact never at all have done the sort of glorification of just a single student.”

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“Huh…school sounds weird then…” Elise joked some as she giggled lightly. “So are they off on summer vacation now? Doesn’t it start soon?”

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“Yes, they’re on a short vacation at the moment. And, it’s not just school, all forms of social groups end up like that. There’s always people who can be labeled with something.”

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"Hey Korosensei, what are your students like? I'm curious to know what they're like. All I've heard from school is that there's always a bully, smart guy and a girly-girl. Is that true?"

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“Well, levels of those things are relative. But it can be true! There can in fact be crude students, sweet students, and teacher’s pets. Although, I rarely and in fact never at all have done the sort of glorification of just a single student.”

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Jack, don't take Koro-Sensei's English book and read it on the roof of the school. ((idk. Jack wanted to say hi!))

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Where had that book gone? He knew he’d left it on his desk, and he’d mach 20 searched indoors.He decided to check outside, in the incident it flew out a window while he was flying around.It was then he noticed a familiar figure on the roof, albeit not seeing what he held.“Jack!     It’s been a while! How are you?”

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Jack was trying to figure out a comprehension problem when he heard a voice. He looked up from the book and smiled. “Ah, hello Koro-Sensei!” He laughed, rising to his feet. "I thought I would drop by and see how you have been getting along with the school year.”

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“Ah, things have been a bit quiet. No huge events as of late, just regular classes, nurufufu. Do tell: has anything exciting happened with you?”

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“Hm… Nothing too exciting has happened with me. Hallowe’en preparations have been going as planned, which is always good at this time of year. Have your students been on their best behaviour?”

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“Quite so!    Not only that, but,     I’ve actually recently adopted a cute little critter...” Cuteness is a relative term, some may say. Korosensei gave a bit of a cartoonish whistle, and excitedly bounding outside was a somewhat clear ball of slime, with largeish eyes connected to a visible brain. Included was also a few tendrils coming out of it to make two small wing or handlike paws on its sides.  Also noticeable was a stomach which seemed connected to the brain, and a tube coming off it which was clear to be seen as a proboscis. What an odd little pet, one would think as it chirped and trilled.

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Jack, don't take Koro-Sensei's English book and read it on the roof of the school. ((idk. Jack wanted to say hi!))

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Where had that book gone? He knew he’d left it on his desk, and he’d mach 20 searched indoors.He decided to check outside, in the incident it flew out a window while he was flying around.It was then he noticed a familiar figure on the roof, albeit not seeing what he held.“Jack!     It’s been a while! How are you?”

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Jack was trying to figure out a comprehension problem when he heard a voice. He looked up from the book and smiled. “Ah, hello Koro-Sensei!” He laughed, rising to his feet. "I thought I would drop by and see how you have been getting along with the school year.”

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“Ah, things have been a bit quiet. No huge events as of late, just regular classes, nurufufu. Do tell: has anything exciting happened with you?”

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