HE IS SO HOT 

The year is 2018. Your bills are on autopay. You just got paid and you still have $1200 from the last check. When you want something, you buy it without moving money around. Your credit cards are paid off. You and your friends have 2 international trips planned and paid for this year. Your parents are in great health and you’re able to help if they need anything. You love your job. Your desired creative career is falling into place and you get to take your little cousins to Six Flags and Universal Studios over the Summer. Your relationships are healthy and supportive. All of the toxic energy from the past 6 years is gone. You going to concerts, eating good across the states and your crib has art and warmth throughout. 2018 is going to be so good to you.

reblogging this for that 2018 good luck

things you deserve this 2018:

Can we consider this a blessing and pass it around?

Also to the students reading:

you deserve good grades.

Throckmorton

Your cousin Throckmorton, the skateboarder.

Apparently this is a running gag in math textbooks

Oh, no, my friend, @aceyuurikatsuki . It’s not just that. It is so much more. Settle down and let your friendly neighborhood x-ray tech explain you a thing.

Throckmorton’s Sign, otherwise known as Throckmorton’s Principle, does in fact have to do with dicks. Because it is fairly normal for a dick to show up on a hip or pelvis x-ray. But the thing about Throckmorton’s Sign is, it’s not just that the dick is visible. It is a legitimate diagnostic tool.

Let me explain: let’s say a person equipped with a penis is in a car accident and has right leg and right side hip/pelvic pain. Their doctor will order x-rays. Unfortunately, sometimes fractures are so small that they can be missed, or, because the patient is in such bad shape and the images obtained aren’t the best quality, the radiologist can’t be sure for one reason or another if what they’re seeing is actually a fracture.

So what do they do? They look for the dick.

You heard me correctly. The dick.

Throckmorton’s Sign is when “the penis points to the area of pain.” So if the above-mentioned AMAB patient’s xray aren’t displaying a clear, obvious fracture, but their dick is pointing to the right side, 9 times out of 10, the injury or fracture is on the right hip or leg area, so then the radiologist will focus on that side while reading.

Now I know what my non-radiology followers are thinking. “Ace, this sounds like bullshit. This can’t be true. You’re lying through your teeth.” But I swear to you, it is 100% accurate. I have seen a positive Throckmorton’s Sign multiple times with my own eyes over the course of the past 7 years. Ask any x-ray tech, and they will probably agree with me.

Your dick is good for at least one thing, and that thing is helping a radiologist diagnose your upper femur, hip, or pelvic fracture.

This had been a PSA.

holy fucking shit

Reblog if you support romantic same sex relationship themes and gay characters in childrens entertainment!

SLAMS THE REBLOG BUTTON

AND NORMALIZE IT.

okay but if you’re ever in london and you have the chance to see a shakespeare play performed at the globe theatre itself DO IT even if you don’t think you’d dig shakespeare

if you need convincing here are a few highlights from when my family and i went to see the official globe theatre production of a midsummer night’s dream:

its what shakespeare would have wanted

Can confirm, fantastic experience

@tinyforceofnature bucket list

Star Wars: Return of the Jedi (deleted scene)

Seriously though, this scene. WHY DID THEY DELETE THIS SCENE?

And as they went away with Luke letting Han’s hand trail out of his, I thought, “…as though millions of Han/Luke shipper voices suddenly cried out and were silenced.”

In all my days I’ve never shipped this till…

Welp, if I didn’t ship it before…

True story from ancient fandom corner: people did ship it, and that shit was stomped on harder than any slash has ever been stomped on. There were lawsuits. SW slash went WAY underground–even in the days when all slash was underground. There were ‘zines, but they were precious as carbuncles and basically if you had one or wrote in one you were like a fucking badass slash bandit.

I may have reblogged this before but I am compelled to do so again.

oooooh yes

Welllllp remember that time i wrote half a Han/Luke/Leia porn fic and thought ...nah, that's too daft... APPARENTLY NOT, and i should maybe finish that. >. >

Magical pies ✨ by karinprieffboschek

A hero in more ways than one

I NEVER KNEW THAT

Always always reblogging this if I see it on my dashboard

So Chakraborty has a book called City of Brass coming out in November and based on her research I am pretty excited

Cute girl of the day is Lena Headey!

#cute girl of the day#Lena Headey#mod j#mod j discovered those menswear photos while making this post#and she demands to know who signed off on this#this is too much I’m too gay#I feel personally attacked by whatever photographer#decided to lay out my highlands farmer wife fantasy like this

its weird to think horses were ever ‘prey animals’ because what fucking predator looks at a 8 foot tall ENORMOUS beast with pitch black devils eyes, terrifying teeth and extremely powerful legs and think ‘yeah lets go attack that one’

well moose are still prey animals so

thats fucked up, a moose is like a horse with extra weapons

Would you rather they be predators

SHIT SHIT SHIT IM SO SORRY

Please reblog this if fanfiction has been beneficial to your mental health.

If I ever write a memoir it will be titled “How Dirty Stories Saved My Life”

=)

just go enjoy your life, 

WHO SAID IT WAS OK TO POST SOMETHING THIS HORRIBLE!??!??

My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.

Because you know what.

You know what.

After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.

And who

and who

would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?

They told us it never worked again.  And that was kind of true.  They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs.  But other things, they got right.  They got the vastly delayed aging.  And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour.  And the talent for leading through example.  And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.

Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.

He’s had them since he was a little boy.

That little boy right there.

reblog so fast I think I broke something

I like this story, but i also kind of... Don't. Because by bringing the serum into play, it devalues the inner strength of a very good man. A man who we know grew up kind of rough, in not the best environment, but stayed GOOD throughout, walked through temptation and out the other side unspoiled. Who taught himself everything he knows with that one shining example in the back/front of his mind, and CHOSE to do good, and took responsibility for his actions, and REMAINED a good man despite what he had to go through, the things he had to see to gain those reflexes and leadership skills. THAT'S what i admire about Phil Coulson. That he is a good man in a bad world, trying to follow his hero's example and make it better. That's why people follow him and are loyal to him and love him, and no bloody serum gave him all of that. HE EARNED IT HIMSELF through tons of hard work and soul-searching. No shortcuts can give you that moral fortitude. They didn't for Steve, either. He had it inside him all along.