they're good dogs, brent.

“I could fix him” “I could make worse” well I can make pasta :)

one time this nondescript guy came into my dunkin donuts and ordered a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot, and for some reason that peculiar order stuck with me so much that when, seven months later, i saw him in the parking lot walking towards the door, i quickly made a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot. he ordered it and i was already holding it. 

i would describe his demeanor that second time as “incredulous”

What the fuck who drinks that

it’s such a perfectly bonkers order because like, most unusual orders are maximalist and sugary but this one just combines the most basic drink with the most incongruous little add-on. it’s the order of a simple, regular man who has something wrong with him

Did you get enough love, my little dove? Why do you cry?

[…] Three, four, five years would pass, and there was peace. At long last, deep within the au pair’s heart, there was peace. And that peace held on for years, which is more than some of us ever get.

☻unmute☻

[Video: a construction worker shoveling dirt as children on the other side of the fence yell “YAY!” every time dirt is moved.]

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Hélène Delmaire.

Need me a squad like this

Grey shirt had me feelin things

im def the guy in the plaid shirt lol 

chameleon changes color

Oh this was great

I can’t believe a humble security guard saved our planet from the aliens.

@suranas

A bloodbath

Will Smith performs “wild wild west” one of the best performances i’ve ever seen

What a time to be alive

A whole ass horse

not half. WHOLE.

he put on a show

Mood

This incredibly colorful fluffy bird is called a white-browed tit-warbler (by Hiuying Tse). 

Solar System and Planets Embroidery, by Ophelie Trichereau on Etsy

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