MOVED

happy fourth of juLEN 

I WENT SO FAR IN MY DRAFTS TO FIND THIS AGAIN

i fuckign queued this and forgot abt it and got scared cuz i thought i was hacked or smth. anyways happy june eleventh

Hello! If you see this, that means my queue finally fucking ran out. This blog will no longer update unless I: 1) have been hacked 2) somehow mistakenly logged into this blog

Some cute lazytown recipes I found from the old lazytown page on the nick Jr website (let me know it you guys try any of these)

when people like and reblog your posts

Ana: you’re powered up get in there!

Mccree: 

literally none of them moved, why did totty fall

honestly tho can you imagine your girlfriend bein like “oh babe where gonna spend christmas with my very old friend :)” and youre with it cuz you heard he made her a device to stay alive and you hear all the stuff that they went through and you finally get to meet him and its a talking gorilla. like what the fuck

tracer: my best friend’s a gorilla from the moon who saved my life also he’s kinda awkward so make sure you laugh at his jokes emily: haha okay hun that’s real nice

*later on* emily: holy fucking shit

did a quick sketchy thing based on @gabriel-fucking-agreste‘s post on chat’s social media shenanigans! excuse my handwriting~

bonus:

anyway, here’s one of the most iconic moments in cinematic history

shrek 2 was a fucking masterpiece

HERE IT IS

THIS ICONIC MOMENT IN CINEMA IS 12 YEARS OLD TODAY

So I was looking up drawing reference and I think I just found my new favorite stock photo of all time

Like there’s just…so many levels to this

For just $575 you can use this image for your business! And if you do, please tell me what the hell your business is.

“FUCK YEAH I’M GAY”

i hate when people write out jessie and james’ wedding because it’s never in character. like ok. first of all, james would not be in a fucking tux. james would be in a dress, and jessie would get PISSED that his dress is nicer than hers, and it would be this fucking clusterfuck of them dress shopping and trying to find the perfect dress chemistry where they both look flawless and james is only a notch below jessie in excellence because duh she has to be the star.

their vows would be a variation of the motto, absolutely no question

meowth would be so happy that he accidentally starts evolving and jessie and james break their fucking kiss to B-button him like BUDDY, BUDDY, GROUND YOURSELF CMON YOU DONT WANT THAT before hes like SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK

giovanni would show up at the wedding and shake their hands. “good evening james. you’re fired.” “yes, i know, boss.” “well, enjoy the rest of your night.”

meowth and wobbuffet would drink WAY too much at the reception, obviously the best man and maid of honor, meowth would drunkenly break into tears while he’s giving his speech about how ‘jimmy’s da best, i really owe my life ta that goiy!’ wobbuffet also crying, agreeing with everything he says, so nansu so nansu so nansu.

how do people fuck up the rocket wedding when it’s the easiest thing to imagine

Lifesaver PotG.

FUCK I’M