*stealing bagels*

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool

The first character posters for “American Horror Story: Cult” are here, and there are so many creepy, lurking clowns

“What was the happiest moment of your life?” “I don’t think I have one yet but it’s probably coming up and it’s going to be a surprise.”

… that is the most beautiful thing I read in my lifetime

I will never forget the time I asked a little girl how old she was and she said “6 but I’ve been alive like 30 years”

@danosaur

american historical films be like

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt - Kimmy Gets Divorced?!

happy ten year anniversary to this absolute Banger

oth meme: [5/6] friendships: peyton and brooke

Maybe we can be better.

imagine having sex with a ghost and then someone walks into your room and they see your asshole widening and narrowing for no reason

imagine praying to God and going to church