"homer was a real person" "homer wasnt a real person" "homer was real and he was a woman" enough of this debate. homer IS real and if youre currently reading the iliad or odyssey youre homer now

homer is real and he is married.to marge :)

he cannot die. Unstoppable

Bad dog. Out you go

The Dog Will Stay

Too bad.

the dog stays

WRONG

Trap Master can only be flipped during your turn or by the effect of another card. Since no card has been activated to trigger such an effect, Trap Master cannot be activated in response to Trap Stun.

THE DOG GOES.

The effect of Prediction Princess Tarotrei can flip trap monster face up on the opponents turn. 

THE DOG STAYS

Once we send that Prediction Princess Tarotrei to the graveyard, our trap sealing will stick around.

The dog goes. 

Ritual Sealing does not negate, only destroy. Prediction Princess Tarotrei is destroyed, but its effect is still carried out.

THE DOG. STAYS.

I’m watching an online yu gi oh battle

THE DOG GOES

THE DOG STAYS

^ this entire thread in a nutshell.

THE DOG IS MINE.

oh boy I love to be a history teacher with a focus on european folklore. today I will teach my students about the paladins of charlemagne! *leans over my laptop which is being projected on the wall, clicks the google images searchbar, and begins to type "asto-

I have been fired from my job

finally, the thrilling radio play adaptation

nah it won’t kill you, but you’ll be comatose for two weeks in the doctor’s house in goodsprings while he treats the texture grooves imprinted on your face from the impact

IM LAUGHINGGGG THIS US SO FUCKING FUNNY

If you leave your cat outside in the cold and snow you get bad TV connection. Sounds fair.

The Simpsons, Season 3, Episode 24: Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?

me and the mutuals looking at posts and doing that head tilt that huskies do

me and the girls scrolling the web

Can you lick the science? An abbreviated list.

Genetics: Do not. Unless cheek swabs?

Chemistry: NO!!!!! DO NOT!!!!!!

Archaeology: Perhaps. But might be human bone.

Geology: Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous 

Psychology: Best not.

Physics: ????????? How??????

Zoology: In zoology, science licks you. 

Anthropology: Maybe ask first.

Herpetology: bad plan bad plan BAD PLAN

Sociology: Yes, if you have time and dedication and a willingness to piss a lot of people off.

Botany: You might hallucinate or die, OR it might be delicious

Computer Science: the tingle of electricity on your tongue is how you know it’s working

Epidemiology: FOR THE SAKE OF THE WORLD PLEASE DO NOT

Linguistics: Despite the name, please probably don’t.

i dont think people can just enjoy things anymore. and i dont mean this in a “just let people enjoy things” way i mean people REFUSE to engage with and enjoy something for what it is. the way headcanons and quirky fanart and edits and aus comes before even Knowing The Basic Fucking Themes isnt enjoying something. i refuse to acknowledge it as enjoying any piece of art. it’s commodification and i miss seeing blog posts that were essays abt the themes of something instead of people trying to make kwerky hcs abt how two guys can kiss. i get not everything is meant to be high art but id rather over-read something than live in the vapid hellscape of whatever people are doing in fandom these days

People being mean to me is:

Spirit Animal is racist.

Patronus was invented by a transphobe.

I think it’s time we all suck it up and say what we mean: fursona.

Jesus Christ, this is the single most devastating insult I’ve ever read. You didn’t have to go and murder them like that.

This is one of the funniest holiday cards I have ever seen.

this has been in my queue for an entire year