Thinking of the larger context of LOTR and like, the fellowship swapping old war stories and shit and Sam just says “Yeah I killed a huge spider…Shelob, I think?”

And Gandalf just blinks and is like, “You what now?”

“Yeah, killed it. Had to save Frodo”

Gandalf elects not to tell Sam that he killed the spawn of a primordial demon.

the daughter of the embodiment of darkness which ate the original sun and moon and almost ate the devil.

That's not important. What is important is that it was a danger to Mister Frodo.

me after reanimating the corpse of tolkien: so later on in the show, galadriel’s new bestie, halbrand, is revealed to be sauron, which kind of erases celebrimbor as a character and his contribution to the main conflict

tolkien: that’s what you’re worried about when two of the beatles are still living? go finish the job

Does he mean anything to you

Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example

its literally not a typo,,,, thats what the genre of the music in the video is called in star wars canon

december???? what next??? 2024?????

And an evergreen reminder from a few years ago.

hey girls did you know that. um. your fucking faves could never have this much chemistry day one.

squint for me real quick

Jumpscare?

Penis?

Loss?

What exactly are you presenting me with, OP? 🤔

i mean alright, might as give that a

OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE

Once again I’ve become overly conscious over the fact that I’m really just a brain with tendrils controlling a meat mecha😔

Y’all… this dumb joke I made got viral on twitter and pissed of a LOT of right-wing philosophers and fundamentalists yesterday, it’s actually wild.

These are the types of dudes who cry about leftists getting triggered while they literally froth at the mouth at the sight of a meme drawing

fuck "girl lunch" fuck "girl math" a woman is a hairy animal who sweats and grunts and excretes and hungers and gets wrinkly and dies eventually. you have to love that.

warrior cats is irredeemable media because those fuzzy cunts are decimating the local songbird population

there should be a warrior cats book where they all get rounded up by a spay and release program and this causes a crisis about the future of the clan so they start praying to starclan to make their dicks work again and et cetera. yes i am aware that this would be awful

warrior cats are already aware of neutering and they call the local vet that does it “the cutter”

ive been informed that the initiating event for this franchise’s first series of books is the main character not wanting to lose his nuts

this is true heres the proof, its like 20 pages into the first book:

Hey gasterofficial sorry this is ableism. Clearly I see here an image of Patrick Bateman which is a character in the movie American Ps*cho. Obviously that movie paints ps*chos in a bad light. I don’t appreciate the hypocrisy here :(

why is 95% of your blog’s content pornography of jerma985

FLEABAG: S02E01 SAM SAX: HYDROPHOBIA

They literally ruined my life.

Gay people will be like “this is my comfort show!” And then show you the most emotionally devastating, stress-inducing, tragic piece of media you have ever witnessed

sudden urge to burst into tears. im not a toddler i just agree with their beliefs

Yeah, that checks out

he bobbin