I just wanna see some of my mutuals in their underwear

thieves

english isnt my first language btw so when u read my posts in ur head I want u to mispronounce at least one word in it and add a really heavy accent

“i don’t block people just because of a difference of opinion” cool i do

this is a space where you can go “bestie you’re not on my enrichment team” and then throw them out of the window of your life without hesitation

Some people act like blocking is equal to stabbing someone for just existing.

But actually, blocking is just putting on your headphones bc they are talking too loud and you're not interested in what they have to say.

You wouldn’t understand

is now a good time to mention that the woman in the screenshot literally runs rotatingsandwiches.com

Did you think about me today or do I have to be more annoying?

i just got a rejection for a job i never applied for??????? lmfao???? WHAT

we don’t know who you are but we don’t fucking want you

“just stay the fuck away from us”

i like how the fisting link was clicked.

Is no one gonna comment that every color is something sexual and then yellow is just “watersports”

oh…honey…no

you can't leave this in the tags

Gwendoline Christie is the witch that lives in your garden who grants wishes and curses your enemies and only asks for a little of your blood in payment.

go my army