This is like a round of cards against humanity

awkward when you have a ship full of gay pirates encountering a puzzle with a heteronormative answer.

See I want to know Ragetti’s backstory because of lines like these. I wonder how a man who seems to have been a philosophy student ended up a pirate who plays down his book learning and tells Pintel he can’t read – or was his father the student, and as a boy he picked up big words like ‘dichotomy’ but couldn’t sign his name to save his life? The Ragetti who Barbossa chose as guardian of one of the Nine Pieces of Eight, who is perhaps more consistently loyal to Pintel than Will is to Elizabeth, who casually analyzes a three-way fight between pirates like someone who’s studied Shakespeare, who at one point speaks more gently and honestly to the goddess of the ocean than any other character (“you’re not saying it right, you have to say it right.”), whose first reaction to a ship capsizing is ‘tie ourselves to the mast upside down’ and who sailed to Davy Jones’ Locker just to see Jack again… what is his story?

A 14 year old Ragetti, standing at a dock wearing formal clothing: Father says pirates are the bane of civilization.

Barbossa, the then still beardless buckaneer: Pirates can be gay

Ragetti, looking back just for a second before smiling at the captain: Where do I sign up?!

Yeah, no, see, that’s actually a pretty damn good explanation.

Tumblr Code.

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

this is from an era long passed

I guess this post is immortal now k

You were my brother, Anakin! I loved you!

fell in love with this game a year ago, hasn’t left my mind since

male anger is so..... disgusting......

like stop throwing shit and slamming doors and just go to therapy..... it’s not cute to make women around you afraid bc you’re mad about something......

“Hey, look. I got the hammer. And it only took me, like, what? 10 seconds. 11 tops.”

The best

Glad he hasn’t been forgotten.

Reblog every time

he goes by dadfoot or dogfather. bonus based on this exchange:

I call this set… “Noir Princesses”.

PRINTS HERE… https://bit.ly/2NqqOX7

robin and raven

I can just imagion Beast boy bursting in as a peacock yelling “GUYS I’M A BIRD TOO!” 

Pooh Bear

I see many Winnie the Poohs at the hospital (aka Winnie aka Pooh aka Pooh Bear), as you may guess.  Many look like this, a bit flat and with small wounds, designed to have a removable shirt:

They come for spas:

New hearts and stuffing:

And plumping up so they have a proper belly again:

Sometimes they look like this:

A bit more loved… or as his person said, in more “desperate condition”.

He also had a spa (not everyone does):

As you may’ve noticed, he needed a new nose and there were several options:

His heart had a pooh on it as well as some magic from a heffalump:

And after a bit of arm and smile surgery, soon he was healthy and ready to fly home:

His person wrote “He looks wonderful!”

The final Pooh I’m going to show you today just flew home yesterday.  He is always called Pooh Bear.  He is 14 years old and showed every year of hugs.  

Here are the photos his person’s mom sent for diagnosis:

As you can see, Pooh Bear was a bit flat and a bit gray.  He came in for a spa:

Got new stuffing and a magical Heffalump heart to preserve a bit of his original stuffing:

And finally was clean and plump and fluffy and ready to fly home:

He could even sit on his own!  His people said his chubbiness was perfect and as I said, he flew home yesterday!

this blog is singlehandedly curing my depression

Person A: *angry* That’s it.

Person B: What?

Person A: You’re officially uninvited to my wedding

Person B: You mean our wedding?

Person A: Yes. That would be correct. You’re not coming

Person B: How would that even work?

Happy Valentines day<3 have some solangelo fanart  

Speedpaint- https://youtu.be/G0RDzoE9890

(instead of making a new background I just reused my old one for the solangelo icons I did awhile back) I couldn’t decide on the bead necklace or the bandana for will so I did both

Solangelo achieved maximum coziness

Terra Week 2018 Day 1: Hurt/Comfort

(This scenario considers Terra being saved last in KH3)

meet