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2018 is almost over and all I gotta say is what the fuck was that

Mike Tyson ghostwrote this

It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. It’s called Levicorpus, it lifts someone’s body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-

Hermione ghost wrote this

what brain is

Hear her out, take her out, eat her out

“lol is everything offensive these days?”

flower shop/tattoo parlor aus are out and THIS as an au is in

y’all jackin off physically but neglecting to jack off mentally and spiritually