🙃🙃🙃
So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
omfg
i like how he said he’s in the movie as if he’s an extra and not the main character and also crhis fucking evans
Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.
And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser
Omfg this is of that kid he looks exactly the same
me: [facedown on the floor] listen everything is totally fine
Best day IN MY FUCKING LIFE!!
He won.
im happy for him
He got sixth place actually