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Agent Maria Hill

@slightly-sassy-agent-hill / slightly-sassy-agent-hill.tumblr.com

I am a high-ranking member of SHIELD, and I'm the one who makes sure Fury's orders are followed through. Now that the Avengers and Fury all have blogs, I figured I might as well. Ask me anything. I'm not as intimidating as Fury, but that doesn't mean I can't be as scary if I'm crossed, so be careful.
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Everything’s Going to Hell //Open

“Come in. Someone, come in!” Hill called over her communicator over the sound of guns firing, including her own. There was only static in reply, so Hill scowled and took the communicator out of her ear. Things were going bad. Not only did the team get separated, but HYDRA knocked out their communicators.

Nothing left to do but fight like hell and hope for the best. However, Hill let out a shout in pain as a bullet grazed her arm. She needed to get out before someone who had better aim shot at her. She tried to make her way to the door, continuing to fire her gun into the attackers.

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OOC

//Let’s get the ball rolling with some roleplays!

Send me a number below and I’ll write a starter, or inbox/tag me with idea of your own!

1. Pokemon AU (Everything’s the same except Pokemon are normal in the Marvel world)

2. Time travel mishap, let’s see how Hill does in the Fourties

3. Mission gone wrong

4. “What happened? How long have I been out?”

5. Rescue mission

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Anonymous asked:

So, you answered my question about killing Stark-and you are by far a more tolerant and patient person than me. My second question is - who, out of the team, do you actually consider killing? Your boss, even? Or do you just imagine creative ways to get the rest of them to leave?

Barton is really the only Avenger that annoys me, and even he gets the “how to get him far away from me” daydreams.

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Some of the non-SHIELD people I have to deal with, however, I sometimes daydream about killing them.

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How do you guys manage Clint Barton? Like... he looks like the absolute dork whenever he is on his regular way but as soon as duty calls he transforms into a sassy one-liner dropping spy-assassin-marksman. Is that some kind of magic? What is SHIELD doing there?

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That’s just Barton. Unlike some people I can name, Barton is actually pretty good at dropping his childishness when he’s called into action.

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Usually, at least. He has his moments of childishness when on the field, too. The hardest part about managing Barton is when he tries to take in strays of all shapes and species.

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The queue will run out at noon tomorrow if I don’t get any more messages in the inbox.

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Just thought I should let you know. Especially since I’m going to be busy tomorrow, so the queue will be the only way this blog will be updating.

OOC: Throw anything and everything at Hill. Be creative! I still have several gifs that are just sitting in my folder, waiting to be used.

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Anonymous asked:

It's great to see you're back agent. Now that you are, can you tell us all what was the most inventive way you imagined killing Stark? I'm sure he won't blame you for sharing.

That’s a tough one. Not because I’ve thought of so many, but mostly because most of my anti-Stark thoughts are less “how to kill him” and more “how to get him very, very far away from me”.

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Though there was one time Stark was being particularly annoying on the Helicarrier. I imagined cutting off the power to his repulsers and seeing how far he’d have to fall before the suit couldn’t protect him.

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