A Naga And The Worlds

you know who you are

Rejection sensitive matzo brei

Auditory processing disorder tiramisu?

Hyperfixation Pizza

wtf mine too @behaviornerdwithahat​ It was a weird sensation to think that and then scroll down and see the exact thing I’d been thinking already typed out

Bi-polar iiiiiiiceeeee creeeeeeammmm

my toddler is 3 years old and wont eat anything other than fine porterhouse steaks and sweet port wine

you need to discipline your child. port is a horrible choice for the main course and wildly clashes with a rich béarnaise.

dude hes three….

And uncultured. Get a new child

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מיר וועלן זיי איבערלעבן

we will outlive them

I got 60 out of 1000 😂

I’ve read 140.

I got 56, which is honestly a lot higher than I thought I’d get

143!!!!

the tumblr -> twitter exodus was like a bunch of hardy invasive animals being unleashed into a stagnant environment and permanently changing the ecosystem

the tiktok -> tumblr movement is like a herd of prey animals fearlessly charging into a jungle full of apex predators and immediately getting torn to shreds with no evidence of it ever happening

Aaaaah, this explains the new vibe perfectly

thedarksideofthefey​:

He let out a soft moan as the boy worked the first few inches of his cock over, damn it’d been a little while since Jude had this sort of attention paid to him and he definitely was enjoying himself.  His fingers raked through the others hair, giving it a soft tug as he pulled him off the head of his dick just to see the hot sight of the boy with his mouth gaping open, hungry to keep pleasing his cock as Jude rolled it back between his lips.  The boy invited him to grab more of a fistful and Jude did just that, letting out a groan as the boy worked over more of his cock, though as Jude took that fistful of hair he forced his cock deeper in the others mouth.  He wanted to fuck his damn throat but also wasn’t sure exactly how much the other could handle, so he started with just a few thrusts to see how the boy was handling him.  “Fucking hell, just like that, so fucking good.”  His mouth was tight around Jude’s cock and it felt delectable, “you’re so fucking good to me.”

He almost whimpered as his eyes went half lidded, one of his hands had drifted to slowly stroke himself, couldn't really help himself as he throbbed in his own hand and finally let a real moan loose.

Oh and that was a sound, the man didn't have an ounce of shame in him once warmed up to the situation and was happily engulfing him, his tongue grinding on the underside of his cock, flicking at parts as they passed while he panted through his nose between the thrusts into his mouth.

thedarksideofthefey​:

The kid made sense, “gotcha,” no limping out of there and no marks where anyone could see them.  He’d made sure there were a few reminders left on the boys body of their time together at least, though he would give the boy permission for his own marks and reminders as well.  Jude loved to have his body abused, the pain letting him know that he was still alive, although as miserable as ever.  “I won’t hurt you,” he shook his head as he once more let their lips meet.  The only pain he would provide would come with pleasure, “I promise.”  He wanted the boy to feel as comfortable as possible knowing that would make things easier tonight. He never took his eyes off the man once as he undressed infront of him, Jude taking in the others sight as he scanned the man’s body, toned and definitely impressive.  It looked so much nicer than Jude’s considering how bruised and scarred he was, but Jude was still proud of how he looked at his age given the amount of shit he’d put himself through.  He was about to say something when he heard the others blurt and could do nothing more than chuckle.  “It’d be as good a place as any to start,” he nodded as he undid his pants and let them hang on his hips.  With a soft tug they fell as he gave his boxers a tug as well freeing his cock from the restraints of clothing.  Giving it a few gentle strokes as his thumb grazed across the boys lips, “come here,” he guided the male towards his throbbing cock.

He started with only the first inch or two, spending a bit of time getting used to minding his teeth, his hands started gently rubbing at jude's thighs in appreciation of the muscle under the skin, this was going to be a lot of fun

He glanced up meeting their face and that grin spread over his face again, he loved it when people made such faces, that soft moment of unexpected bliss, it was sometimes the most honest and unguarded moment people shared, and as he continued, quickly making up for the slow start he hummed softly, before gently inviting the man's hand to the back of his head, hoping that he wouldn't be shy about grabbing a fistful, not that there had been anything shy so far expect from him.

thedarksideofthefey​:

He listened to what the other didn’t approve of, a small frown at the idea of not being able to bind his hands, but Jude could definitely work around that and find something else to do.  He nodded though, “understood.”  The boy had limits and Jude would respect them, “as far as pain, how far up the scale do you want to reach?”  Jude wanted to make sure tonight was at least good for the both of them, and he hoped that all the questions he was asking weren’t going to be too much for the other.  He could be a bit much in the bedroom though and had to learn to dial it back. He watched as he walked away but kept his eyes focused on the other, wondering what he would come up with, and sure enough it didn’t take long until he was joined as he felt the others lips against him.  “Bacon it is,” he laughed as he deepened the kiss, wrapping an arm around the other as he pulled him close, walking the both of them to his bed as he turned to give the other a soft shove onto the bed.  “Being blindfolded isn’t bad when you trust your partner,” he offered as he leaned down to run his fingers along the others body, “strip.”  He demanded, giving a tug to the others shirt to help him hurry the process.

The smirk that spread on his face being pushed onto the bed was rather telling as he quickly got his shirt off and took a little more fumbling with his belt before leaving them, not exactly folded, but neatly aside with the rest "not arguing that, but as a general rule you're not supposed to go full hog with those kinda of things on a first encounter and the- the hand thing is a bit more personal... and i have no genuine idea, i mean, as long as i'm not limping out the door and its somewhere my coworkers aren't going to see? Could always just uh... green light red light on that one? But, i'm tougher than most people think with how skinny i am"

This was very true; underneath the clothes he wasn't exactly 'ripped', no, but he clearly took effort in himself and as he talked with his hands the muscles in his shoulder moved smoothly and with a bit more control than most, the man was basically whipcord over bone, which meant flexible as well likely. While tolthe was doing his best not to think about it, sitting on the bed, naked with Jude still half clothed, there was a part of him that was loving this dynamic, maybe if he was, or they both had, enough fun this would become regular-... ish...? "Its-, you want a blowjob?" He somewhat blurted, it'd been a while but it was something he was confident in.

I am begging the media to stop making harmless bugs out to be terrifying monsters in their headlines. I’ve seen Joro spiders all over the news lately with these super scary-sounding headlines. Sometimes the truth is buried somewhere in the article, but how many people just read a headline and move on?

So let’s get a few things straight…

1. Parachuting or ballooning is a common method of dispersal used by countless species of spiders, primarily when they are spiderlings and very VERY tiny. They’re not flying, they’re sending out a little parachute of silk that gets caught in the wind. This is, among other things, a way to avoid competing with their siblings for resources. Adults don’t do it, so there will not be giant spiders flying through the sky and landing on your head.

2. Joro spiders are non-native, but so far scientists have no proof of detrimental effects to our native ecosystems. Given the scope of their spread so far, it’s likely they’ll become naturalized and be a new fixture in the US.

3. They aren’t “invading.” They were brought here in 2013 from their native habitat in Asia by human activity, and now they’re thriving because our climate is perfect for them.

4. Joro spiders are not dangerous. Bites may be painful, but their venom is not medically significant, meaning even if you were bitten (unlikely), you would most likely not need medical attention unless you developed an infection. 

5. They can get rather big, but we have several native species of spider that are just as large.

6. Joro spiders are orbweavers and prefer weaving their large webs between trees or other vegetation to catch flying prey. They have no reason to come into your house, although they may make webs on or near your home.

Anyway Joro spiders are beautiful let’s admire one

Photo by supertiger

they kinda look like argiope aurantia, are they the same family? If so, they aren’t much different from what we already have.

I wish I knew! I personally kinda hate spiders (i do give general passes because dem toe beans tho)

But i genuinely am okay with orb weavers, they're very deliberate spiders, these are leggy babes that yeah, sometimes they move REALLY FAST but if you're paying attention because of the leg to body ratio its really easy to read their body language, a great deal of them can be kept -openly- in 'domestic' situations (i have a buddy who has (so far) done 2 gens of orb weavers by bringing the spiderling in on a wood mount and they weave there and just hang like roommates, might wander to a different corner just means its time to clean out the old web)

Love'em

I am begging the media to stop making harmless bugs out to be terrifying monsters in their headlines. I’ve seen Joro spiders all over the news lately with these super scary-sounding headlines. Sometimes the truth is buried somewhere in the article, but how many people just read a headline and move on?

So let’s get a few things straight…

1. Parachuting or ballooning is a common method of dispersal used by countless species of spiders, primarily when they are spiderlings and very VERY tiny. They’re not flying, they’re sending out a little parachute of silk that gets caught in the wind. This is, among other things, a way to avoid competing with their siblings for resources. Adults don’t do it, so there will not be giant spiders flying through the sky and landing on your head.

2. Joro spiders are non-native, but so far scientists have no proof of detrimental effects to our native ecosystems. Given the scope of their spread so far, it’s likely they’ll become naturalized and be a new fixture in the US.

3. They aren’t “invading.” They were brought here in 2013 from their native habitat in Asia by human activity, and now they’re thriving because our climate is perfect for them.

4. Joro spiders are not dangerous. Bites may be painful, but their venom is not medically significant, meaning even if you were bitten (unlikely), you would most likely not need medical attention unless you developed an infection. 

5. They can get rather big, but we have several native species of spider that are just as large.

6. Joro spiders are orbweavers and prefer weaving their large webs between trees or other vegetation to catch flying prey. They have no reason to come into your house, although they may make webs on or near your home.

Anyway Joro spiders are beautiful let’s admire one

Photo by supertiger

At the mention of a safe word Jude stopped walking and turned to the boy, “afraid i’m going to rough you up a bit too much?”  He asked, smirking as he walked up to the other, his hand finding his neck as he pushed him back against the wall, his finger tapping his pulse point, though he never applied pressure, as he leaned forward letting his teeth rake over his skin.  “A safe word gives me permission to take things for a different turn,” not that he minded at all, but he was still trying to figure out the boy and what he could handle.  “Think you’re up for that?  Letting me completely take over, bring us in a less than vanilla direction?”  He applied a little pressure as his lips found the others, the man still pinned to the wall, as Jude brought their lips together for a kiss.  He did release him as he made his way towards the bedroom, silently walking until he reached his doorway and turned on his heels, leaning against the doorframe as he looked the other over.  “So, what’s it going to be?  Safe word or keeping it on the lighter side?”

His skin pricked and tingled with heat as his entire body flushed and he somehow managed not to stammer "no blindfolds, no hand binding, i don't mind my arms being pinned and such but... beyond that i can't really think of anything... i don't mind pain but i've never exactly had anyone or myself take that beyond excessive teasing or a bit of light uh, impact play?"

When Jude raked his teeth across his skin, even with how light it was he couldn't help but shudder with a quiet whine, he let loose a somewhat shaky, excited sigh as Jude suddenly walked away. He joined him in the doorway, returning the kiss with a gentle nip at his bottom lip. "Yeah I think you already decided that;" his eyes glittered, oh this man clearly had ideas "Bacon's always safe"

thedarksideofthefey​:

”I don’t give off any bad vibes?”  If only this guy knew what Jude did for a living, how much blood he had on his hands, he might think twice about thinking he was in safe hands.  Jude at least was playing it cool tonight, just out for fun and nothing more, so as far as he was concerned tonight he was definitely on the safer side.  The guy had a point, “was I making it that obvious?”  He laughed, Jude never one for being able to keep things subtle, even without saying anything, his body language definitely giving him away.  “How about we head upstairs?”

"Mmm..." he stood to follow, biting his bottom lip to restrain a grin "Sounds like a plan; should I have a safe word? You seem like someone who knows more than just a couple positions" it was a teasing jab but he wanted to let on he was open to throw some more play into things

"Lead on Sir~" this was followed with the grin finally being let fly across the young man's face which had been fairly restrained for most of the night, following jude upstairs he made no effort to hide that he was eyeing the man up, he had been very cautious to not even tempt the idea so now he was taking the time to examine what was about to be his bedmate of the night

thedarksideofthefey​:

He looked under the table to see the other rubbing his thigh, “you’re hungry, but not for food I see,” he chuckled as he shook his head.  Was he really going to do this right now?  The kid wanted it, he was fucking legal at least, and he definitely needed the distraction so why the hell not?  “I make the coffee,” he teased, “that way I know it’s strong enough for the day ahead.”  He stood up from the table though, walking closer and leaning against it right beside the other.  “You’re pretty forward for someone who still plays shy,” he looked down at him sitting there, “is there something you want?”

"Eh... Not the first time i've heard that label, i'm uh, more like a deer, cautious until i know i'm not walking into a bad corner... And, maybe, a touch out've practice for smooth moves, why?" He stopped, the foot disappearing as he sat up straight "You seemed more interested in that than food afterall, I thought I was reading the room."

She said wtf she said

After months of silence, I finally completed the commission animation and can post something new! ^___^ Stages of progress and large images as well. Characters by https://wildering.deviantart.com/

This is GORGEOUSLY fluid and smooth