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Lightning: be like 🌩⚡️ me: 😩👏🏾👌🏾 do it bitch..hit me

“wyd after work”

sleeping for work tomorrow

What a wiggly strawberry macaroon !

fact: the bayonet is just a strapon for a gun

real talk, everytime I see this I think it says ‘bayonetta’s strapon is just a gun’ and I’m like fuck dude it sure is

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Can we talk about how Isabelle fished up Luigi’s corpse???

i masturbated and im still sad wtf?

getting food poisoning is a sick irony. sandwich, you were supposed to nourish my fragile meat body, not conspire with one section of it to kill the rest. you edible brutus, you fredo, you fucking intestinal quisling

this post shows true literary prowess but i wish i hadn’t read it while finishing my sandwich 

booty shorts but instead of juicy they say Fat Pikachu

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Okada Koyo Cone of Mount Fuji among the Reeds 1927-1930

What are they doing!? 😂😂

the ritual