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teach a man to fish and he’ll forget who you are and then he’ll see you in a bar a month later and he’ll try to seduce you by telling you things he assumes you don’t know about fishing

oh my gd

2016 mood

Oh thank god I’m not the only one.

This is definitely an 11/10

All I can think of is that tweet about how we aren’t a species designed to last

Fun History Fact: The overwhelming majority of cowboys in the U.S. were Indigenous, Black, and/or Mexican persons. The omnipresent white cowboy is a Hollywood studio concoction meant to uphold the mythology of white masculinity.

Thank you.

I will always re-blog this

I think it was high school when i overheard some white girl put on her best semi-disgusted and confused voice and go “why do so many Mexicans dress up like cowboys?” and I had to be the person to tell her.

Why do you think the whites say buckero? Cause they couldn’t say vaquero.

I dunno if I reblogged this before but fuck it, y'all gon learn today.

Teach the children.

also, cowboy culture was hella gay. like, write-poems-about-your-cowboy-partner gay.

IF people acknowledge it, they play the necessity card– there weren’t any women out on the range, so they had to “resort to men.” this claim completely erases 1) the romantic (not just sexual) writings of actual cowboys, 2) the acknowledgement of cowboys’ potential homosexual activity by writers at the time, and 3) the possibility that some men would deliberately become cowboys with the intent to seek out homosexual encounters.

no one wants to admit it, but cowboy culture was just. so inherently gay.

That last reblog makes me thing about the Broke-Back Mountain.

harry potter: son of puddlemere united legend james potter and star seeker of the youth team

i slave away over a hot blog frying up the tastiest shit posts this side of the millennium and this is the thanks i get

i thought this was a post from shitpostgenerator omg

i work hard to produce fresh, healthy, homecooked shit posts and you compare me to that capitalist shit post giant whos shit posts are all full of preservatives and hormones

Welcome to Australia! Where a fast food restaurant literally made a mirrored reflective sea-gull proof packet for their fries so they don’t god damn try to fly down and steal your fries.

YOU THINK IM JOKING?

LIGHT? FRIGHT!

I am playing Pokemon Go since they are out in Germany. I visited few most popular PokeStops in city, and it looks like some trainers need more warnings beside being aware of surrounding

Afternoon

“ghostbusters only made $46 mil on opening weekend thats so bad - “ actually thats p much what they were expecting? pacific rim opened to the same money? its actually a little bit higher than they were expecting, so the movies doing just fine

“but they had a $100+ mil budget - “ its been out? for three days?? c h i l l

“but - “ stop looking for excuses to pretend that ghostbusters isnt doing just fine. its the biggest opening for a live-action comedy in over a year, it hasnt even hit overseas yet, ur bias against the movie isnt doing anyone any favors except making u look like u dont know what ur talking about

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