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Elliot Blake

@elliotblake / elliotblake.tumblr.com

I honestly forgot I had this thing.
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Wordle 504 4/6 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨🟨🟨 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Making tumblr relevant again.

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Given what’s happening over on Twitter, I thought I’d take a look at my tumblr and see what’s what. What’s what is that I haven’t posted anything here in 11 years! How about that.

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@djkirkbride and I had this conversation on Twitter yesterday:

D.J. Kirkbride: How the hell does Superman get hair cuts?
Me: With a mirror & heat vision. Bonus super-fact: burnt Kryptonian hair smells like bubblegum.
D.J.: Fine for shaving, but haircuts? Absurd! Alien in blue tights w/the superheroics are no problem for my logic sensors, however.
Me: It's frustrating using heat vision to cut the hair on the back of his head, which is why Supes had a mullet in the '90's.
D.J.: Makes sense. And he had that mullet until his pre-wedding haircut, whilst temporarily powerless, I believe. Knowledge is power.
Me: I wonder if Superman ever considered having Batman make him a pair of barber shears with a micron-thin Kryptonite coating?
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