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Who needs magic? Not me!

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multi-shipping, indie rp blog, for the beta version of monomi
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Memory Meme

Past experiences help shape who we are currently, how we see the world. Send in a symbol and I’ll write a drabble of one of my muse’s memories. 
❥ - a childhood memory
♣ - a fading memory
✂ - a vivid memory
✖ - a repressed memory
✈ - an eye-opening memory
✤ - a memory that involves romance/love
☤ - a memory of death/loss
✍ - a memory of their mother
☽ - a memory of their father
♘ - a memory of their sibling(s)
✌ - a memory of a relative
↕ - a memory that may or may not have happened
♚ - a memory of something paranormal
✓ - a sexual memory
♬ - a friend/best friend memory
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Introduce your muse!

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Name: Monomi Age: ??? (Supposedly above 19) Height: 4’10 Eye Color: Maroon Hair Color: Pearl white and blood red Sexual Orientation: Panromantic asexual Species: Human Nationality: Japanese Positive Weaknesses (like tickling or cuddling): Sweets in general, people caring for her, people listening to her Allergies: None that she knows of (allergic to pollen) Fears: Her past, her future, living in oblivion How sickly they are: Never really gets sick How often do they hurt themselves: More often than one would think  Relationship Status: Single
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Llamas With Hats (Episodes 1-5) : Sentence Starters

"_______, there is a dead human in our house!"
"Oh, hey, how did he get in here?"
"Me? Uh, I didn’t do this!"
"I’ve never seen him before in my life!"
"Why did you kill this person, _______?"
"That is…that is my least favorite thing to do."
"I do not kill people."
"Tell me, _______, exactly what you were doing before I came home."
"Go on…"
"_______, that KILLS people!"
"I stabbed him 37 times in the chest."
"Why—why are they missing?"
"Where are his hands?"
"I—I was hungry. And well, you know, when you crave hands..."
"Gimme a break!"
"My stomach was making the rumblies."
"What is wrong with you?!"
"Well, I kill people and I eat hands! That’s—that’s two things!"
"You sunk an entire cruise ship, _______!"
"That sounds dangerous."
"I would think I'd remember something like that."
"Uhh, melted gumdrops?"
"Well, thank God that the children weren't on board to see it."
"You were headbutting children off the ship!"
"Then you started making out with the ice sculptures!"
"I can't believe what I'm hearing!"
"That's the sound of forgiveness."
"That's the sound of people drowning _______."
"That is what forgiveness sounds like. Screaming and then silence."
"Well they were, uh, they were taking all the croissant rolls."
"I will not apologize for art."
"I don't know about you but i'm having a lovely time here."
"We're supposed to be on vacation."
"He was a traitor and a scoundrel."
"i seemed to have swallowed and entire person."
"That hurt my feelings."
"Now we're both in the wrong."
"I feel like I've inisuated a challenge."
"We've known each other for three years!"
"Well if you exuse me i have some pictures to delete from my computer."
"I thought you were a woman."
"I'm building a meat dragon and any meat won't do."
"In that case, I should probably mention that all our luggage is filled with orphan meat."
"Your mouth unhinged like a snake."
"You've tracked mud all over the carpet! "
"Then there is an imposter on the loose!"
"I've been jamming on the saxophone all morning."
"Happy birthday!"
"Please tell me you had nothing to do with this."
"I ripped the tag off a mattress."
"This isn't funny."
"What? It's hard to hear you over the sound of melting city."
"Who's laughing? Clearly not all the people who just exploded."
"And friend ship is two pals munching on a well roasted face together."
"I think I'm gonna throw - oh, one just touched me."
"Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence."
"I don't understand how you keep forgetting that."
"It's not nearly as tasteful as I pictured it in my head."
"Raw face is just gross."
"I know you’ve done something."
"I am a respected member of the community to even insinuate."
"I baked some banana bread for our neighbor."
"Hmm, I stepped on a ladybug by accident."
"What do you mean, “huh”?"
"I may have created a crack in spacetime…. through which to collect billions of baby hands."
"Well, y’know, whities gotta pay."
"And the payment is baby hands."
"Well from here it looks like a weather balloon."
"I'm not in the mood for this."
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