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you know how when you marry someone with a title, a lot of the time you also gain that title??? like. becoming a princess because you married the prince.
by that logic does marrying a wizard make you a wizard as well
i’ve met a lot of wizards who say it doesn’t work like that because wizard is like doctor
“i didn’t go to wizard school for ten years to be called MR. EVIL.”
sorcerers do work like that though if you marry a sorcerer you also become a sorcerer
I put together a quick Agent M cosplay, because I’m stupid for Mason and sometimes you gotta cosplay the bae :)
Roberto would like to welcome you to his island
sunt eu
un… haiduc???
dont you sick fucks make me relive this
si sunt voinic
Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic😂😂😂
VREI SA PLECI DAR
Nu mă, nu mă ieei
NU MĂ, NU MĂ IEI
nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei
I have no idea what happened here
Lucky bastard. It’s stuck in my head now
Mya mintesc day oki tay-yay
am i having a stroke
What is this? What is this from? Why do thousands of people know what this is. Apparently it’s Romanian. What is it??
They’re the lyrics to the song Dragostea Din Tei by Moldovan pop group O-zone. It was a very popular song in the early 2000s
We’ve finally reached the point where the old memes are too old for today’s generation… Fs in the chat.
We must not despair as long as we are here, we can teach the children about the ancient texts
Hi! This is cross-posted from my AO3. This is my first attempt at dipping my toes into the FFXIV writing pool. It does have some spoilers for Heavensward and makes reference to Stormblood, but I believe it is otherwise spoiler-free.
As I hauled the last of the cardboard boxes out of the mansion, when I dropped it off at the driveway, I couldn’t help but turn and look around. The incubi were emerging from the front door and heading my way, and a soft painful pang lodged in my chest. Damien was the first to notice my expression and train of thought, his own brow furrowing in empathy, but it was Matthew who spoke first. “Aw, come on, don’t be sad! It’s not like we’re leaving you forever!” Sam nudged my shoulder as he walked by, before he reached down to grab the box I’d carried outside and moved to shove it into the moving van. “Don’t look like that, doofus. You’re not getting rid of us that easily.” “If you ever need us, your highness,” Erik said softly as he reached for my hand and pulled it to his lips, “we’ll be here before you know it.” James stepped up as Erik took his leave and offered me a gentle smile. “I hope you’ll be able to enjoy some peace and quiet in your home now, but we’re only a phone call… or a true name… away.” “Are you sure you’ll be all right?” Damien was suddenly at my side, his fingers curling around mine and pulling my hand into his warm, reassuring grip. “I’ll be fine,” I said, and I meant it, I truly did. I’d shaken off the shock of seeing them leave and my heart now was filled with nothing but excitement and love for these five incubi. I wanted nothing more than for them to go out and live their lives, and be the happiest they could be. I knew Damien could feel my thoughts when his smile warmed and he squeezed his hand around mine before pulling away and heading to join his brothers in the truck. Once they’d all piled in, I waved with only a tinge of sadness in my smile as they pulled away. I could just barely make out the sight of Matthew leaning over to honk the horn for me and James’ scandalized expression before they’d turned the corner and were already out of sight. Even though I could no longer see them, I stood in the driveway for another moment, overwhelmed with so many emotions. I wanted to say something, anything, send a prayer skywards for them, but I just couldn’t find the words. A tear slipped down my cheek, catching in the curve of my smile, and I finally ducked my head and turned to head back inside.
———————————– It’s not much, but I had to do something! Five years, guys. I’ve been around since the first Seduce Me’s Kickstarter back in 2014 and back then, hanging out in livestreams with our sweet little community, I’d had no idea what a crazy ride it would be. It’s pretty safe to say that Seduce Me literally changed my life! It taught me a lot of things, inspired me to write when I’d nearly given up on that part of myself, and introduced me to not only the fabulous cast and crew whom I’m honored to know and cheer on from afar as they achieve their dreams, but also people in the fandom whom I’m pretty confident to say that I’ll know and cherish for the rest of my life. Happy five year anniversary, sweethearts. <3
hes fat cause he’s full of love and he is running to give everybody a hug
In reality, frogs that are “full of love” are actually full of poison.
Love arrives in many forms
This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.
I reblogged this shit two days ago y’all… what kinda sorcery is this. Oddly specific too …. I’ll take it tho 🤯
I think I did it wrong
Uh I reblogged this like 3 days ago and I start my new job on Monday??? Like idk how you accidentally find a job but I did.
I need to get paid asap so pls ace help
I GOT PAID I GOT PAID!!!!!! MUCH MORE THAN I EXPECTED AAAAAAAAAAAA THANK YOU ACE
I legit have a specific amount i want in my head rn it better come true 😭
I ALSO HAVE A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF MONEY I WOULD LIKE TO ACQUIRE, PLEASE HELP
This has worked before, so why not again?
you can have more notes just please give me money
I love that the internet saw people comparing women and other alienated groups of people and went, “they’re dating,” and, “they support each other.” We’re improving as a society.
Does anyone know who these artists are?? They’re brilliant and I’d like to credit them!!
Original Art Credits:
Redraw Credits:
Can this be the new trend this year? I really love it, making non-positive art into beautiful accepting positivity. And also very gay. Love the gay.
LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS THE LAST COMPARISON WASNT ON THERE
This is the best thing I have ever seen
@klubbhead You used a cinnamon roll for Rey and not Leia?
Dam it it got better
S T O P
Do Darth Maul next!
This is why I love Tumblr. Do Yoda next please or Boba Fett.
Oh god. I can’t even think of something for them lol
Yoda gotta be raisin bread.
ENOUGH
NO
😬
do grand moff tarkin.
The last one got me.
I CAN’T
XD
i was mildly amused until the last one, at which point i broke
The post of legend has come again
☀️🌙✨ tarot questions ✨🌙☀️
the fool: do you have any nicknames? the magician: have you ever written a poem or song about somebody else? the high priestess: what is your dream date? the empress: do you think you will ever get married? the emperor: what are some names that you like? the hierophant: do you believe in ghosts? the lovers: do you have a crush? the chariot: thoughts on astrology? strength: what is your dream occupation? the hermit: what is your favorite soda pop? wheel of fortune: first three songs that come on shuffle? justice: favorite color of rose? the hanged man: favorite movie soundtrack? death: what are three things you want to do before you die? temperance: can you describe a strange dream you’ve had? the devil: do you enjoy thunderstorms? the tower: favorite colors to wear? the star: have you ever seen a psychic? the moon: have you ever written a love letter? the sun: do you believe in magic? judgement: do you enjoy school? the world: do you like waking up early?
people making little content noises in their throat when you hug or cuddle with them is the best thing ever because that noise is the human equivalent of purring
god I dont wanna fuckin go on dates or try to sell myself or expose myself to an unending list of potential heartbreaks i just wanna skip to the part where someone is holding me and i am cozy. fuck this bro
May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨
Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!
I could seriously use this money right now….
Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…
I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash
No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.
So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.
Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…
I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR
It fucking WORKED.
Please, I need this 😭 🙏
ignoring canon because i simply do not vibe with it
me, gracefully pushing canon out the window : this does NOT SPARK JOY
one day you will wake up refreshed, drink coffee and be able to read a book the same way you did when you were little. you will have a cat who curls up to sleep on your lap or a playful dog who is happy to see you. you will be the kindest you can be, listening to stories, and checking up on people often. you will make pancakes in the morning and decorate your abode with plants, your old paintings and cozy cushions. you will fill photo albums with blurry photos of your new friends and road trips and summery evenings. you will visit your favorite bakery and library often, and keep in touch with people you love. things won’t be perfect, but you’ll be at peace with yourself and you will be in love with life again.
bless this post
Reblog to be blessed by the Florence of happiness and magick.
