#amazing

ghost choir 👻 🎵

(soundcloud!)

Gotta be somethin’

You don’t have to fake orgasm to help your partner’s ego. The guy I lost my virginity to wrote a play about the experience, and the character based on me gave a monologue about how she regretted sleeping with him because no one else would ever be that good. So, yeah. Just tell him you didn’t cum. 

Im sorry he wrote a fucking what

boulder

Strong motherfucker and Powerful

Chance The Rapper plays the original version of ‘Waves’ he made for Kanye.

Kanyes such an idiot

And THIS is why you don’t trust anyone, I don’t care how big the name is, with your art!

CHANCE DESERVES SO MUCH BETTER THAN KANYE, honestly.

I swear I wish he would put this out

“Welp I can’t fix that shit”

This was exceptional

I’ve never seen such an accurate example of what conversations with your best friends are like.

Why does this look like a villain from Spyro?

THIS IS THE MOST EMBARRASSING THING I’VE EVER SEEN I WISH I COULD BREATHE

Oh. My. God.

Hey watch this: *uses my sticky ginger ale covered hands to crawl up the wall like a lizard*

Pioneering Soviet filmmaker Sergei Eisenstein posing with a cactus, Mexico 1930-31

via reddit

hahaha it looks like

hehe… looks like it

hohoo… thats a paenis..

Why was Shrek’s soundtrack so incredible like who sat down and decided that a movie about an ogre would have a beautiful Rufus Wainwright ballad followed by a Smash Mouth/Eddie Murphy cover of I’m A Believer and how can I thank them