Vampire Cliques

boy howdy Eclipse was really something huh

Edward's self-esteem problems are inspired by Goncharov's sufferings and I this is the proof.

The way Goncharov doesn't feel like himself, almost as if he wasn't human for all the evil things he has done by the end of the movie, is just the same as Edward suffering from becoming a imortal monster.

Yes, exactly!

"I love you"

"Let's watch Twilight together"

when you’re climbing a mountain in Washington and just relaxing and then you hear FRANTIC climbing coming up behind you and you look and there’s a girl you’ve literally never seen in a torn satin blue dress climbing the mountain like a spider toward you at 100 miles per hour:

Even worse you recognize her from the hiking supply store

I physically cannot handle the fact that tiktok is free for so many reasons but finally there is a good one

i’m eating eggs for breakfast and i had to stop to say what an absolute fucking idiot edward is. like just a complete moron. he’s feeding his small human wife five dozen eggs like a disney character on their honeymoon & it never occurs to him that maybe something is up?? and if bella is menstruating regularly he’s been around to track maybe 12 periods but this fucking knucklehead who analyzes every little thing she does from the number of her heartbeats to her farts doesn’t notice she missed her period?? and the two of them put their brains together and explained her symptoms like oh it must be the island??? 100 years of education and what does he have to show for it

Babe are you okay? You’ve hardly touched your Twilight Burger King meal :(

I’ve just been told that there was a French twilight fanfic where Bella is secretly Rihanna and that is LITERALLY peak comedy somebody give me the link s’il vous plaît jaidhdidjidj

i HC that since in the books it is mentioned that bella and her mom had to basically scrape together money to supplement a winter wardrobe when she moved to Forks, that Bella just ended up wearing a lot of Charlie's old stuff. Like his oversized flannels and his jackets, something comforting to have during her first days of school and to change into when she got home because her current clothes were soaking wet from the rain. she didnt really ask him if it was ok, she just kind of started doing it and he never said anything since he is in his work uniform most of the time anyway.

And all the stuff Bella wore that fit slightly better but were still too big, were Jacobs. When he first heard Bella was moving to Forks, he gathered up a bunch of his old clothes he outgrew to give to her while he made fun of her arizona clothes. "you cant wear that here, chica! You'll freeze!"

And that is my explanation of why Bella's wardrobe is so vastly different in style from Arizona to Forks. because none of the clothes she wears are hers

Just realized that when Carlisle was helping Jasper desensitize himself to being around humans again, one of the steps was probably making him watch the bloodiest possible horror movies. I don't know what to do with this information.

Like one day Edward comes home to find Jasper staring at the TV and salivating and he makes some snide comment like "Feeling nostalgic today are we?"

Jasper doesn't even look away from the screen, he just whips out this little blue paper, holding it between two fingers like a cigarette. It's a prescription written by Dr. Carlisle Cullen, M.D. and it says "Watch 'The House of 1000 Corpses' and call me in the morning"

Definitely running with Carlisle writing bullshit funny prescriptions for the rest of the family

It was all fun and games until Emmett snagged one of Carlisle's Rx pads. He wrote one in Carlisle's handwriting that said "Take 2 tablets at nighttime as needed for narcissistic angst" and Edward cried for a week

I think I’ll just... y’know, leave this here in case anyone needs it for anything...

I love that Twilight was low-key insistent that vampires are just an interesting type of rock.

ok so we all know that blasting the twilight soundtrack is essential for mental health but if you do it on an ipod and wear some tight jeans and a fitted tee-shirt and a fitted zip up you can not only visualize twilight but become one with it

Y’all,,, snsjskdoxowo