oh damn, okay, so literally last night i was talking with friends about how unrealistic the golden horse in tears of the kingdom is and how it feels like they were just trying to one-up the white horse in breath of the wild, and then i run across this post, do a tiny bit of looking, and—no really gold horses are actually literally a real-world thing!
I remember reading about this breed in horse books. They're indeed very very old (over 3000 years old) and come from the deserts in turkmenistan. The way their hair is built helps them with the extreme temperature changes in the desert.
They're tough, with high endurance and intelligence, friendly and sensitive.
Oh my god if 8 year old me had known about this it would have been OVER
A true story of vehicular queer solidarity. Happy Pride.
hi please stop and watch this video of a baby raccoon herding goats
“My wife’s horse has a problem with flies bothering his leg wound so she harnessed her Doctoral degree and fashioned him jean suspenders…”
(Source: Ben Voytas)
Jorse
finally, an answer to how a horse would wear jeans
I C A N N O T breathe
THAT LAST LIKE .01 SECOND
OH MY G OD
This is a metal gear solid character
VII. The Chariot
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WHY does team rockets pokedex talk like this ???
Pokédex: dreadnaw, the BITE Pokemon! A water and rock type. And I don’t- I don’t know?
Powokedex: Drednyaw, DA BITE Powokemon! A wata and wock type UwU. And I dwon’t- I dwon’t know? ÓwÒ
Journeys is good. Team Rocket is still the best part about it.
Punjabi but in a southern accent
The accent makes me think I should understand what he’s saying is this what a stroke feels like
Simlish