ashe ripped mccree’s arm off when his response to her coming out to the deadlock gang as a lesbian was “i thought you were american” send post

"When you're in your bee suit and you feel sweat running down your back, that's fine. If you feel sweat running up your back, that's a bee"

-Some beekeeping advice my mom gave me today

I thought “bee suit” meant like a bee costume until I read the word beekeeping

WHY ARE YOU RUNNIG

I didn’t expect that voice and I almost asphyxiated myself on my drink ahhahahhahahah 

I just want to eat my meatballs in peace

NO YOU CANNOT HAVE ANY

I can’t believe this is canon

「トラとクロヒョウ」 Tiger and Black Panther Illustration Book

Available on Big Cartel

Now you want me to believe that four guys traveling together would keep everything clean and tidy?

a few days ago bf told me that a couple years ago when he played counterstrike he would respond to dudes getting angry and aggressive and hostile by saying “a kissaroo from me to you” in a slightly goofy friendly voice sort of like the voice you’d associate with a dog muppet.  he said they would absolutely lose their shit every time, insisting things like “i dont want a kissaroo from you!  only tall blonde girls!”.  they always said kissaroo.  i cant stop thinking about this

my cat joined my dad and my dog on their morning walk

those meows: “wait for me, wait for me!”

this video nourishes me

anything: *threatens Izuku*

kindergarten au UwU 

so i watched all of new ducktales in two days and yeah,

You ever seen a cat with a deep meow??

that cat smoked 3 packs a day for 20 years

“woah, wow, woah”

get this cat a jazz contract, stat

HAUSVIABEJSBAKMSJDK WHAT IS THIS OMFG I LOVE HIM 😭

Imagine staying over at their place for the first time and shitting yourself in the middle of the night because you think james earl jones is meowing at you from the door

oh my god