MARGOT ROBBIE as Harley Quinn behind the scenes of SUICIDE SQUAD 2

what really gets me about ace-attorney-sexy-clown.gif is the suspender snap. that has to hurt. why is she doing that

OK...... WHAT?

oh! those arent her real tits, theyre balloons! theres a gif of her tits popping when you catch her in a lie

holy shit

isn't she a murderer in that case she's in?

Bitch what the fuck-

That’s not even her real hair.

Same energy 

father’s day for many is hard. this post is dedicated to those who see the cards come out and feel sick. some fathers leave, some abuse, some neglect, some have passed away. whatever the case may be, it can be trying. i hope you get through the day feeling as good as possible. just another day in the year. remember you are not obligated to love someone who hurts you even if it’s a parent. for those who have good fathers, i hope you have the best day with them.

𝖉 𝖗 𝖆 𝖌 𝖔 𝖔 𝖓

what the fuck

I’m on mobile someone add Mr Mime

Tony Ward spring 2019 rtw

Every DnD game that starts out with a serious “Lord of the Rings” type of tone turns into a Monty Python sketch and every DnD game that starts out like a Monty Python sketch turns into Lord of the Rings

DnD game with characters named Kua the Brave, Enoch Bluehelm, and Hallow Greaves: Our current mission is to save the kingdom from the Dark Queen Ravenbone but we fucked up a charisma roll and now Kua and Ravenbone are dating and the king of Fendale was turned into a frog

DnD game with characters named Bunny Wabbit, Ford Trukk, and Dildo Baggins: Our current mission is to find a birthday present for a spoiled prince but in the process we found a lich planning to devour the life force of everyone in the land and Dildo gave his life to stop him in a scene so moving it won the Newberry Medal

If you give your players room to do whatever they want, including be silly, they will most often choose to express themselves. And you'd be amazed how much you'll start to care about characters once people have attached little pieces if their soul to them.

If you try to enforce a "serious" tone, it just makes the gags funnier, and your players will treat you with the same casual blasphemy orangutans show to God.

"the same casual blasphemy orangutans show to God" WHAT THE FUCK I'M DECEASED

He said y’all can shove it with your unhealthy fitness routines to make male heroes look unrealistically buff. Honestly? King 👑

There are honestly some abysmal takes in these notes. Y’all realize that men are often pressured into literally starving a dehydrating themselves to look demigod level buff right? There is no reason for anybody, male or female, to unhealthily push their bodies just to be better eye candy while playing make believe for strangers. He didn’t say he was binging on hot Cheetos and tater tots. He’s still maintaining a healthy diet, he’s just not working himself to death.

just thinking abt how new moon started on bella’s birthday and bella was a vampire by her next birthday…. that’s one crazy-ass year

When I really think about this…It’s even crazier! She met Edward on January 18 2005.

Her birthday is on September 13. So before that crazy-ass year, she’d known him for a total of 7 months.

She woke up as a vampire on September 13 2006.

But… she was married on August 13 2006, got pregnant and had her baby less than a month later on September 11 2006, which is the day Bella technically began her change.

So she met Edward, and then turned into a vampire about 19 months later, or, basically, a year and a half. But. Let’s not forget they didn’t start dating until the 8th of March 2005.

So they dated for less than a year and a half before they got married?

Except.. they didn’t. It’s EVEN WEIRDER!

Edward broke up with her and left her on the 16th of September 2005. They’d been dating for just over 5 months.

She doesn’t go to Volterra to save him until the 20th of March 2006, 6 months AFTER he broke up with her. They don’t become Edward and Bella again until the 22nd of March 2006 (they weren’t even together when their anniversary of when they met OR got together rolled around) So in the span of 1 year, they spent:

Three months after they got back together, they got engaged on the 13th of June 2006. But Edward actually proposed to her on the 22nd of March. They’d been together 5 months, but apart for 6 at that point. They are married two months later on the 13th of August

One month later, on the 13th of September, she’s a mother, wife, and a vampire.

This equates to:

They hadn’t even had an entire year together before they got married, had a baby, and she’d entirely changed herself for him, in the most literal sense.

The ENTIRETY of the books’ events don’t even span 2 years. She moves to Forks on the 17th of January, and it’s New Year’s Eve just under 2 years later when the Volturi battle happens. All dates borrowed from the lexicon

@ultward #bella said i’m boutta speedrun this mf mormon life hack

real talent

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This legitimately needs to be in future literature textbooks to capture the Covid-19 Pandemic.

This is the level of hyperanalystic bullshit I live for

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