wine mum

love… is stored in the cat

these are the best names

the best part of this is that it implies this is the SIXTH cat named glycolysis

me: wow that guy is attractive

me to me: look right past him as if he doesn’t exist

i wish i didnt look like a foot

flirting 101

“not all muslims are from islam, you idiot” (x)

meghan trainor and kylie jenner are woke😍😍

Lacroix tastes like when your drink is still buffering

Lacroix tastes like someone is sitting next to you thinking really hard about a piece of fruit

Cola addicts actually think like this, imagine having taste buds so fried and oversaturated you can’t enjoy La Croix, must be like the food eating equivalent of being a BDSM freak who can’t get off without five dudes and a car battery

imagine having such a superity complex over drinking carbonated water that you compare soda to bdsm

imagine enjoying a la croix

hello police i would like to report my cats legs missing

she had them the whole time!! the fiend!!

whoever composed the mii music. Rivals mozart

The composer is Kazumi Totaka - the voice of yoshi and composer for animal crossing!

fuckin legend

wow i can’t believe they named a whole planet after freddie mercury

night out with the boys

socking up a cold foot with the lads

Hmm . Wish I hadn’t seen this

My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police