making excuses for how you’re being treated by saying “but he’s so sweet today” isn’t gonna fix the fact that he’s an asshole to you all the other days (via imyourlittlestonerbby)
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having a crush on someone that i have no chance with is my specialty
Ok but if we become best friends and you treat me right then there’s pretty much nothing you can do that I won’t be understanding over, like you could kill someone and I’d show up at your doorstep at 2 in the morning with a shovel and a can-do attitude
That’s what friends are for
So I have a pet duck who is special needs. I saved Spuck from being culled as a duckling and he imprinted on me, but I go to college on the other side of the country. This was my duck’s reaction after seeing me for the first time in 4 months.
Excellent parking by a member of Tesco's staff in Bangor this morning .
An elephant got caught on security camera picking up trash and putting it in a garbage can
MY HEART JUST FUCKING BROKE FUCK FILTHY ASS USELESS FUCKING HUMANS LOOK AT THIS ELEPHANT !!! ELEPHANTS ARE PERFECT SAVE THE FUCKING ELEPHANTS