plants run my life

Nigel Dickerson: The joke of my show has become my reality. Nigel: I'm imprisoned in a house I can't even call my own, forced to live with...that...that Thing. Nigel: For pity's sake, I have to spend my evening by the door waiting for him to return so he doesn't smash through the wall. Nigel: The only remaining scrap of joy in my life is knowing that He's sent out to face down monsters just as bad as he. Mr. Bonzo: *Bonzoing contentedly up to the door.* Mr. Bonzo: ....*expectant* Nigel: ...Welcome home, Mr. Bonzo. Mr. Bonzo: Bonzo BONZO! Nigel: If...if you don't mind telling me....where did they send you? Mr. Bonzo: *dips a finger in Putrid Meat Juice and etches out like a kids' fingerpainting*: STRIP CLUB :) Nigel:

Okay I haven’t seen anyone talk about this

Why, in The Magnus Protocol, is their job a night shift? It’s literally just an office job, why does this need to be done at night.

Even the Archives staff was a day job, and god knows they were dealing with the horrors.

ARTIFACT STORAGE was done (as far as we know) during the day.

What is going on at the OIAR that they need to be doing it at night

oh ok. the dwarves in dungeon meshi live in a steampunk world. good to know. But i love the juxtaposition between elves using magic birds to communicate while the dwarves have straight up telephones

and the gnomes are hopelessly dependent on the orb

I want to meet the person who was given the job of designing the communications standard which allows real-time three way calling between a telephone, a crystal ball, and an oracular parrot.

Game Boy Color Promotional Demo (1998)

We’ve all seen that one painting, right. Right.

(Study of The shadow by Daniela Astone)

what's the most cancelable shit y'all do when ur not online

sometimes i like to acknowledge nuance

congrats to this episode for being the first one in the series to make me go

lets be honest here the scariest part of todays statement is not mr bonzo himself its this

you can be partially eaten alive on your workplace by a serial killer childrens mascot but even then you wont get any compensation. woooo capitalism the real horror

in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. yuor arms off

Is anyone here russian

i am

Have you considered taking your time

Take my time with what

Russian sounds like rushing a little

Ohhhhh now that you mention it it does. Good stuff!

Breaking News Alert: our gracious prince has found the beautiful young woman who came thrice to his ball—once in a dress shimmering like starlight, once in a dress luminous as the moon, and once in a dress as golden and radiant as the sun on a summer day—only to discover that she was a scullery maid working in his own kitchen! needless to say she has been executed

fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away

May your art give yourself as much healing as it gives to others

Kaoru Yamada art