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December 5th is the Feast Day of Dan Nicky your Bobbie s, which was first celebrated in 2014.

watching trump slowly figure out what the presidency actually entails is a lot like what i imagine gilderoy lockhart looked like when the hogwarts teachers called his bluff and sent him into the chamber of secrets

I can’t stop laughing at how true this post is

god

this cured me

trump said that he wants to return to his tower on the weekends

boi, he doesn’t understand what this job entails 

Ok but can we address how supervillainy “return to his tower” sounds

School just really sucks cause they take this wonderful concept of learning and discovering new things and just completely ruin it with the atmosphere of judgement and suppression of creativity and strict deadlines and basing your intelligence on a letter and wow you ruined it nice job

i will never not reblog this

And people wonder why we all hate it

last night I dreamt that there was like a new meme/slang and it was ‘bode’ as in like bodacious so like ppl would zoom in on pics of rlly fat cats and it would just say ‘BODE’