Catherine can’t win
*announces pregnancy*: “she keeps producing babies and nothing else”
*has HG*: “she’s faking it because she doesn’t want to work”
*works more after becoming full time royal*: “she feels threatened”
*appears 100% polished outside Lindo Wing*: “she gives unhealthy expectations to new mothers!”
*takes maternity leave*: “if she loves her children that much then don’t become a royal! my mom worked when she was pushing me out from her body so why does Catherine need it she isn’t special”
*goes to polo with her children*: “she’s staging it because she doesn’t want people to forget about her”
*goes to engagements during maternity leave*: “she wants to hog the limelight”
*doesn’t appear during maternity leave*: “she has 1000 nannies why can’t she appear just for a short while”
*wears shorter hemlines*: “so inappropriate! even the Queen doesn’t wear like that!”
*wears longer hemlines*: “she looks matronly and outdated”
*holds William’s hand in public*: “omg have u ever seen the Queen and Prince Philips hold hands?! so unprofessional!”
*doesn’t hold William’s hand in public*: “they’re not in love anymore”
*worked for Party Pieces prior to her marriage*: “it wasn’t a real job! she just waited for the ring! she doesn’t have her own money we know this because we have looked into her bank account(s) before!” ……cough
*doesn’t tell the press about her charitable involvement prior to marrying William*: “she has no interest whatsoever in charity”
*doesn’t comment on political issues*: “she has no voice of her own! so unfeminist!”
People are surprisingly so consistent I’m shocked they haven’t run out of ideas yet. They can keep hating while Catherine chills out with her beautiful loving stable family at KP watching tennis and making pizzas.