tag yourselves im grandparent elementals
Where is this from? Also I’m bird lotion salesman
@storschub / storschub.tumblr.com
tag yourselves im grandparent elementals
Where is this from? Also I’m bird lotion salesman
luv this jerk already
“TAG YOUR GORE/POMEGRANATES ASSHOLE” GREATEST SENTENCE EVER.
I was preparing a pomegranate a week or so ago and I had to walk away and sit down because I suddenly remembered that “tag your gore/pomegranates” thing and couldn’t stop laughing for a while.
who among us is unable to relate, honestly
dont you hate it when you reblog the same post twice in a row??
dont you hate it when you reblog the same post twice in a row??
like for donald trump, reblog for this piece of grass
A really evil guy but a really good dad pt. 2
31st of December
I love the guy who’s clearly a teacher who came over with the intent to tear two fucking idiot teenagers apart from each other only to find these fucking nerds it probably made his entire month
When people ask how I manage to survive during exam season
when you have a shit blog and someone follows you
hey guys, i’m pulling together a cute little giveaway series on here again ! it’s unsponsored, and just me trying to put together some cute junk for you guys. a lot of you might know i used to sell care packages a long time ago with all kinds of little things in them, so this is my way to recreate them with some other things i couldn’t have given back then.
in the care bag, you’ll get: three of your choice of lush bath bombs, two big candy bags, two packs of six sticker sheets, a phone charm squishy, one washi tape, some doodles and goodies from me, and of course, a bag to hold it all !
here are the few guidelines you guys have got:
extra entry instructions down below !