Scorpio (?)

still an absolutely iconic moment 🫡

Honk

Maurice

Maurice

Maurice

Maurice

I'm begging of you, please don't take my man

Matching cones

Half of the quests in oblivion start out with some woman going "please go fine my stupid idiot loser husband. he's probably dead in a ditch. I hate him" and then you find her husband kidnapped by an evil wizard and also dead in a ditch and you tell her and she just goes "serves him right. here's his favorite ring"

Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country

bad

i looked up the source for this and its from an anime where a dude has to keep a constant boner for a month straight or he loses his house

is this the episode where he lost his house

I have not stopped thinking about this even once for the last 8 years

insanely important thrift store find

and then i hold the clock button down. firmly, and with finality.

"shhhh. it will be over in a moment. shhhhhh. forget. forget."

new fav wikipedia page

#Humans will pack-bond with goddamn anything up to and including weather formations

Humans: Isn’t it charming and quaint how our ancestors gave spirits and personalities and godhoods to everything around them. Their primitive, unenlightened eyes must have seen things so differently to us, wise in their own way.

Also humans: That cloud group is named Hector and he likes to hang out at the beach for half of the year.

can i get a transcript on this fucking video

shaggy: “hey scwoob what is yer favorite things to do on tha weekends?” scooby doo: SNIFFSNIFFSNIFNFFNISNSRUHUHHUHHHUHHSNIFFSNIFFRUHHUHHRRUHRRUH

Where do you fucking find this shit