Happiness Will Come To You.
when tho
When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March
reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!
I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.
honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March
I really need this march
Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores
Hi, yes, question?
What about children?
I'm sure the kids can scrounge up 50¢
What if we kissed in the Mar-a-Lago classified documents bathroom 😳
I cannot BELIEVE you guys actually signing up to netflix just because account sharing was banned. You need to learn about cool websites with many beautiful women who would love you message you and send you downloadable files.
Fever is a hilarious immune response. Our bodies tell the disease “hey, wanna see which one of us dies of overheating first? No? Too bad.” and honestly they’re not even the winners a decent chunk of the time but it works often enough that we never evolved it away or anything. Fantastic work.
Worst types of country songs:
Best types of country songs:
I like when mythologies have some wild character that everyone in the story already knows like "and so Gilgamesh went to Shamhat, who obviously would be game to bone down on this crazy beast man." And that's the first time Shamhat is mentioned.
"and so the great greek hero Hypotenuse went to slay Apothem, you know, the monster that lives in these specific Carpathian woods and only bites people's dicks off, that guy."
Who the fuck needs Tumblr anymore I'm just going to be looking at lamp posts from now on
I love when people are like “I can’t believe you reblogged that despite their user name, icon, bio, and last twenty posts” bc to me my dash is the only part of this website and I’m not slowing down to look at urls you could all be the same person
the lemon cookie is so easily forgotten
A compilation of (almost) every time the brothers’ handles are used
They’re like cats when you hold them by their back-
In the dog world, humans are elves that routinely live to be 500+ years old.
republican candidate: yes I do think the robots are an extremely large threat to world peace, but it’s too late to stop them.
moderator: what are your thoughts on this, democratic candidate
democratic candidate: let’s raise taxes uwu
