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This Mess is a Person

@skywartooth-blog / skywartooth-blog.tumblr.com

http://www.skywartooth.com
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RIP tumblr

Tumblr changed my password without my permission and won't let me change it back so... Goodbye tumblr that I've had for 8 years. It's been nice.

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NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

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coldswarkids

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.

THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.

TIME DOES NOT EXIST.

BE.

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katanafatale

A friend of mine is an actor and received this open call from Trump’s PR team.

Trump’s PR team is seeking to hire “ethnically ambiguous, Hispanic, mixed, multi Ethnic” persons to PRETEND to be a “Mexican Trump Supporter” for his media campaign.

This is legitimately confirmed.

Please get the word out by sharing this.

That idiot is so embarassing.

“WHAT’S TRUE: A casting call for a Latina actress to play “Donald Trump Executive Assistant Supporter” was placed on the LA Casting web site.

WHAT’S FALSE: The casting call is connected to Donald Trump’s campaign.“

“While the casting call is legitimate, there is no evidence connecting it to Donald Trump’s campaign.  The original posting, which was first published on LACasting.com on 1 March 2016, does not identify who placed the ad.“

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Anonymous asked:

I SAW AN ARTICLE ON YAHOO AND I THINK IT USED YOUR PICTURE BUT IT WONT LET ME LINK ANYTHING ON HERE

Well this is true, I found the article, and it's definitely unfortunate that I'm the subject of an article of such a negatively painted social trend. I'll figure out something to say about this one day but for now I hope no one thinks that I am an advocate of the style of dreadlocks on a Caucasian as an attempt to steal and reinvent an ancient culture. I only have love for all people of any culture, race, or sex. And my hair looks like this due to neglect of my own physical appearance. Coincidentally, this is offensive to some people and I am sorry for that. And fuck cosmopolitan anyway.

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Selfie cause new apartment

Webcam selfies is about all I got on the agenda tonight 

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reblogged

Jk @skywartooth is actually my bff irl

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I’ve still got a few more ultra comfy shirts left if you interested

Limited supplies!! Limited time!! Limited Edition!

Limited Ultra!!

Git it 

& thnx so much to all those who did already ! k

much love 

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Hello lovely followers, I've made a few shirts to support my art making habit. Pictured is the front and the back of the "wishful drinking" t-shirt. I've got a few available and making more soon. $20 gets you a shirt and a free surprise print from yours truly, shipping included!💫 - ✨ DM if you're interested ✨

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