Hagrid going back to Hogwarts after the war, and Harry taking him to Diagon Alley to return the favor :)

Pry this from my cold dead hands people.

Aleksandra Zhurba

Me: [worries about everything that could possibly go wrong in The Cursed Child]

Me, after reading an actual summary of the play:

what the fuck is going on in 2016???

oh my GOD

Me

Stephen King, Joyland (via simply-quotes)

I hope to achieve this level of eccentric in my life

Look. Look at my husband.

I’ve never loved a man as much as I love this one

Pokémon Red & Blue

just realized you don’t need to say 6am or 6pm. we already know the m is there so just write like 6a or 6p. can’t believe no one figured this trick out before.

or you could do the easy thing and say 0600 and 1800

yeah like adding a bunch of unnecessary zeroes is easy. you piece of shit. you fucking coward

6p means 6 pence. that shit wont work in the UK

yeah but this is like for real people

me

“Raising Dion”

I'ma need for this to be an actual movie. ASAP!!! This shyt looks so dope man.

BOOOOOOST OMG PLEASE Make THIS A REAL MOVIE

^^^^

This looks so cool!

walmart employee; excuse me ma'am ur whole pussy out Me: I know

never tell me what i can’t do