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neat great okay so. i've been trying to give my mom money towards bills and things (i live with her) on top of covering things like the phone bill and internet, and that's already been hard to give her like anything after i pay those and my own bills, car payment, etc... THEN she had to spend $2,500 on some emergency expenses that i won't share because that's her business, but she had to max out at least 1 credit card (to my knowledge) and dig into her savings much more than she should have to, so now more than ever I want to be able to help her out more, she's helped me so many times in the past, it's the least i can do.

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chronotopes

u know someone’s about to get dragged through the mud when an academic uses the phrase ‘it’s tempting to assume’

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apricops

“it’s tempting to assume” is academic speaking for “you might think, if you’re a fucking idiot,”

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lesserjoke

Today in obscure Doctor Who jokes:

Somebody on Twitter pointed out that the Big Finish companion Hex is canonically from the year 2021, so when he occasionally abbreviates the word "suspicious" to "sus," it's probably an Among Us reference.

The punchline is that this character was actually introduced back in 2004. It was made-up future slang that they happened to get right.

“British writer invents time travel and uses it on One Joke”

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me seeing a mutual's happy post: "hell yeah buddy :)" *hits like*

me seeing a mutual's sad/vent post: "aww no buddy :(" *hits like*

The like button is heart shaped for a reason and the reason is that it means I love you

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peach-pot

trans guy who doesn’t realize he’s turning into a werewolf because he assumes it’s all just normal side effects of starting testosterone

trans girl who doesn’t realize she’s turning into a vampire because she assumes it’s all just normal side effects of starting estrogen

post paused, let’s talk about this now

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pitbolshevik

"trans people need to go to therapy instead of transitioning" is such a funny argument to me. like, yeah man. i did. you'll never guess what he told me i should do

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the "loneliness epidemic " narrative in the us is so fucking tiring bcs we're all pretty aware of what's driving it, the contributing factors plague us every day, but to name those factors is to name the bedrocks of american society and american urban life in particular in a way thats a bit too radical for mainstream outlets and might indict a large portion of the middle class suburbanite and gentrifier locusts that make up their $10 a month subscriber base so uhhh write abt uhhhhhh those nasty lockdowns [that never actually happened] and uhhhhhhhh tik tok

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