vader: who tore the warning sign off of this wampa cage?? storm trooper: security footage shows it was removed by a golden protocol droid vader: LOL

Vader in RotJ: wait the Alderaan princess is my daughter?? don’t know how to feel about that.

Luke: she strangled Jabba the Hutt to death with a chain.

Vader: OH HELL YEAH

why would you hide this in the tags that’s hilarious

@mushishiofeco

hate how this 1) manages to make fun of Belgium without bothering to mention us 2) every single person in the notes knows this 3) it's true

CEO of Gumroad apparently now works at DOGE, saved up loads of money 'cause he fired everyone and replaced them with AI

abandon GR if you haven't already. fuck capitalism.

@copperbadge @thebibliosphere

Uuuuugh, I didn’t think he could become even more of a scumbag and yet here we are. I need to harass them for my money they still owe me from 2021 and delete all my shit from there.

op is posting from tamriel. or perhaps the lands between

This is universal. This comedy transcends time and language.

Hes right

#my guy lost knife priviledges real fast

if tumblr shuts down you'll find me like this

i actually love seeing vids from like british zoos that have coyotes cause i'm like hey little buddy, i saw you outside my house last night what are you doing in the place for fancy animals. and then i remember that coyotes and bobcats and raccoons and mountain lions are americas-exclusives

[North America has many fine Beasts!]

The Kids in the Hall // Pilot - Naked For Jesus

My NSFW Catgirls zine.

I'm dying.

oh i'm going to misusle and straight up fuckle this knowledge so badly

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

@thebibliosphere

Reblog if, no matter the size of the role, you would agree to work with the Muppets if offered the chance to do so, no questions asked

THEY WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO FINISH THE PITCH BEFORE I TELL EM I’M IN

Recruiter: Hello, I'm with the Muppets and...

Me: Where do I sign?