It’s that time of the year again

Massive retractable windows on this train in Switzerland

Me just trying to read a book in the next aisle over

“You never pretended to be a bride when you were a little girl?” No???? Like literally never?

I made witch soups in my garden

me: I dont wanna like…… do things……..

My psychologist: You have to, do things

me: 

ACAB

i'm losing it

my ex’s 13 year old sister invited me to thanksgiving dinner and y’all better bet I’m going

my dad: there is no way in hell you are going

me: if you think anything you say is going to keep me from my ex’s aunt’s apple pie you are severely mistaken

THE PLOT THICKENS

my ex isn’t even going to be there!!!! deadass they replaced him with me

Update: I sat at the head of the table and had an in-depth conversation about print media and I’m fairly certain one of the uncles thought I was my ex and I think I have acquired a little sister now

picture of me with the family dog :)

Some people steal your hoodie or your electronics when you break up. This brilliant woman straight up stole a man’s entire family.

I’m a dude, if you think straights are capable of reaching this level of wholesome unfettered pettiness you are mistaken.

best gif of the year award goes to horse plinko. everybody give it up for horse plinko

this is how they make glue

sure pinterest whatever

i’m not saying i know exactly what kind of behind the scenes crookedness occurred in this trial but this does not seem like the behavior of people who thought there was actually any possibility that rittenhouse was going to serve time