Dr. Veritas Ratio, A proud and an attractive brilliant man is a member of the Intelligentsia Guild. Did you know it is his sworn goal to rid the entire span of the universe of the disease called ignorance? To rid and cure the universe of such a thing Dr. Ratio plans to present and issue knowledge throughout the span of the ENTIRE universe!ššš
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The weirdest guy I ever met in a church was this boy who referred to āBuzz Aldrin and his husbandā going to the moon. I was completely baffled, and when I asked if heād misspoken, he got really angry and accused me of being deliberately ignorant of the facts. It turned out that he was somehow comvinced that Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong were married. It took five Wikipedia articles to convince him otherwise.
The moon landing was fake: tired, passƩ, heard it before
The moon landing was an elaborate marriage proposal: fresh! sexy! Iām going to be thinking about this for months!
Romcom where two dudes in the 1960s fall in love and come up with an elaborate plan to become astronauts to get married in space because gay marriage is illegal everywhere but it canāt be illegal on the moon
Might make things a little awkward for Mike Collins.
He was the officiator
This is an excellent take. He officiated in orbit, and the landing was their Honey Moon.
Oh my god they were moon mates.
the weird thing is, when I view my job as some sort of background extra it becomes much more palatable. people go to a library and see me shelving a stack of books in my cardigan and glasses (now with glasses chain!) and they go "yeah, that's exactly right. that's how it's supposed to be in a library." and for some reason, that's comforting? the work is whatever, and the customers are customers, but sometimes it feels like I'm being paid just to make sure this places looks right, and I find that very fun.
stop being funnier than me on my own posts
WAIT HOW THE FUCK DID THAT TRANSFORM SCENE GO WHAT
HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY WALKING
Pepper's Ghost Effect: the Beast seen in tge transformation is actually hidden and viewers are looking at a piece of glass with his reflection on it. When the super bright lights on Beast dim, the image fades to reveal his human form behind the glass.
Walking: all the support mechanudms are hidden under Belle's dress and she's carrying the prince around by his hand so his legs are free to dangle snd move and dance.
All still super impressive, the faces really get me too because there's no trick to make them so expressive other than engineering and craftsmaship and they even did it well on the horse
How did you give yourself an EAR INFECTION eating pussy
im just gonna screenshot from a text i sent my friends after the doctors visit
you canāt fucking do this to me
Ian McKellen came out on BBC Radio in 1988 in an effort to stop the passing of Section 28, Thatcher's "don't say gay" bill
Literally he's been throwing his sexuality in people's faces ever since
He was on set of LotR telling Elijah and Sean to act more homoerotic. He is on record saying Magneto and Professor X should have fucked on camera. He turned his generation-defining performance as King Lear into a Lear/Fool slashfic and we all said thank you. The NERVE of some people to erase all his hard work being gay as loudly as possibleā
Ok it's very funny to laugh at Tuxedo Mask for showing up and doing nothing, but his job was never to actually fight the monsters.
His job was just to show up and believe in Sailor Moon so overwhelmingly resolutely that she remembers she's a fucking demigod long enough for HER to fight the monsters.
Because she's the only one strong enough to do it in the first place, and in this regard Tuxedo Mask is the first example of being "Kenough" in this essay I will
@kawaiipinkbunny is so right for this
am i allowed to say stuff on here?
Please someone redraw this with Dr. Ratio and Aventurine because this is the exact vibe they have in my head post-Penacony.
here you go
due to popular demand i have brought more merman aventurine
as a bonus dr ratio is having his doctor moments
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I feel like a lot of people donāt quite get what a butler is. The role tends to get rounded off to āmale servantā pretty regularly in some media, whereas actually butlers are typically not just servants but chief servants. The butler was generally in charge of either all male servants or just all servants, period, in the household of an aristocrat or other very wealthy person. This meant that butlers have often been fairly powerful and influential people, and sometimes even had a manservant or two of their own.
(Also, fun fact: Mary Roberts Rinehart, the early 20th century mystery writer who is widely credited with popularizing the whole āthe butler did itā trope was nearly murdered by one of her own servants, a chef whom she had passed over for promotion to butler. He came at her with a pistol, but it jammed, allowing her chauffeur time to wrestle it away and restrain him.)
You didnāt answer the key question things brings up: did she popularize the trope before or after the would-be butler tried to kill her?
according to wikipedia, before
Thereās something glorious about the fact that the author who popularised āthe butler did itā had a servant who a) failed to become the butler and then b) failed to do it.
If heād been butler material, heād have finished the job.
why is pride always in summer. what about the dykes that can't tolerate the heat huh. what about us. I mean them.
Come on founder/king of Athens, arenāt u gonna slay the Bull of Minos or not?
Huh...
Huh...
the side angle is important
I know y'all are probably sick of this post but... It really is the gift that keeps on givin this Christmas
the minotaur, however, is wearing one hell of a bottom
The transition from innate human kindness wanting to pass something forward and monkey brain want make chaos is really sharp and sudden.