Trinket wants a treat

When you hear a new song on the radio and you’re desperately trying to pick a notable phrase so you can google it later

Gather round, kids. Let me tell you a story from ye olden days because I am tumblr elderly. I used to DJ for a radio station. I played records and CDs and we had station IDs from bands on 8 track cartes. People would call me asking what songs were–but they had to mumble, sing, or play the song on an instrument. I had someone call me to ask what Smells Like Teen Spirit was when it was a single. They played it on an accordion. I forgot about it until a moment ago when I saw this post.

They played it on an accordion

This is the opposite of those “oddly satisfying images”

it’s funny and all but it’s also an example of how corporations will cheat people in every single possible way they are legally able to get away with if there isn’t any system of regulation to protect consumers.

HELLO DARKNESS #1

Cover by Paolo Rivera

reblog if you enjoy napping, being cozy, being conked out, snoozing, wrapping up in blankets, sipping a hot drink, catching some z's, hugging a plushie, or otherwise relaxing and resting

i like how this post gets circulated the most around evening. like yes gang settle down! we know when it's bed time!

if we are mutuals we will be reborn into the same cicada horde

man. the star wars sequel trilogy could have been so good if they hadn't fucked it up

all the pieces were there. compelling main characters. unsubtle social satire. the main characters from the OT being jaded and frustrated by the way things turned out. funny ball robot.

it's a shame that the plot of the first one was a rehash and disney decided that it was a really good idea to repeatedly switch directors and writing teams

me watching the force awakens in 2015 like "wow! john boyega is CRAZY good in this. I'm excited to see where his character goes, especially with the obvious hints that he's force sensitive"

and then over the next several years seeing naught but flaming wreckage on the horizon

@triviallytrue

Oh my God! 😭 You dropped this queen 👑

To think I thought I knew what ethereal beauty was before now. Laughable.

she’s so beautiful i had to include a few more photos

Her instagram is @queennyakimofficial !

Support Black Women!!! Support Black Womens Art!!! Support Dark Skinned Black Women!!! Support Dark Skinned Black Womens Art!!!

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I’ve reblogged her before, but really, you can’t have too many dark-skinned Black queens on your dash. 

ahh I finally figured out how to make a poll! There’s been a button for it right there this whole time!

animal crossing drawings part 2!

It’s really endearing to me how much these two care about each other. I love their friendship they’re so cute and funny

Vewy sweet. It feels like they get closer after Marcille revives Falin :’) so important

banjo is selesnya. kazooie is centered in red and probably mono red. bottles is centered in blue but probably had an azorius spirit version. grunty is golgari not only due to her selfishness and evil lair filled with natural wonders but also shes literally green and wears black and mtg would do that. mumbo is izzet probably and can polymorph as an ability. king jinglaing is mono white with a 5 color abiltity. the jinjonator is 5 color. humba wumba is simic as fuck. captain blubber is probably rakdos but might be blue also based on how mtg categorizes pirates. targitzan is mono red. chilly willy and chilli billi are blue/red respectively and have partner with. eyrie the eagle is selesnya and the mythic 35$ chase card. jolly roger is like temur but hed probably be izzet because thats the colors they put gay people in. cheato the book is orzhov. boggy is bant

so I found out I had skull deformities in the funniest way possible

wish me luck everyone I go in for chad surgery tomorrow

Corey Brickley