My Invisible Adventures!

Reblog the money spongebob to get coin

spongebob got that bankroll 😩 them bills 🙏🏽💵💸💰 hmu spaddy (sponge daddy)

My hand been itching today. I’m reblogging all the money posts I see

— Thich Nhat Hanh (via goodreadss)

*sees moon* *remembers outer space* nice

If a girl has the decency to swallow your cum when she blows you and you can't even kiss her on the mouth afterwards, you're weak.

Yeah? And? Coward.

don’t stare at the moon too long or else you’ll remember that nothing in this stupid fucking world makes sense

you haven’t appreciated blue jays until you’ve seen pictures of them up close with wings outstretched

x

“put me the fuck down”

I’ve only seen these lads in pictures and I never realised how BIG they were???

Yeah but bluejays are assholes, so…

theyre basically crows that went to prep school instead of maturing as a person

So in my 3D class there’s another kid named Roy, which is my name.

Also in 3D class, we aren’t allowed to listen to music.

So I was talking to our professor and Roy walked by with earbuds in and the professor said “Roy, take those things out of your ears” and I took my hearing aids out of my ears and said “sorry”.

That is the greatest joke I have ever told and no one laughed and I honestly feel so under appreciated rn.

Honestly that joke made being deaf completely worth it and I am an unappreciated comedic genius of my time.

I’m beginning to wonder if people laughed but I just couldn’t hear them

A man wanting you to cum before him is big dick, big husband, big daddy energy

Only @apt-420

Stardust. Dank!!!

i love dominant men but at the same time if a man tells me what to do i’ll bodyslam him