i want to be like. gay married. i wanna be the teacher that references her wife in passing ans makes all the lil gay students go :O

stews are great they’re like what if soups weren’t gay

not to sound like a lesbian but i really, really would like to have a girl curl up against me and i wrap my arms around her so she knows i’m always there for her to defend her and support her and love her unconditionally….

was this tiktok made in the mesozoic era

Cat discovers oranges and discovers that he doesn’t like them. (via nevermndthealbatross)

jk rowling really tried so hard to make harry potter overwhelmingly straight and yet she still somehow managed to make every woman who ever worked at hogwarts a lesbian. professor trelawney? show me a straight person who's that into astrology. she's an astrology lesbian. madam hooch? with that haircut? sports lesbian. mcgonagall? who's backstory and life before hogwarts is mysteriously entirely excluded from the books and is instead portrayed as a spinster whose best friend is the only (loosely) canonically gay person in the entire series? lesbian. professor sprout? a gardener portrayed by miriam margolyes? lesbian. and do I even need to explain professor grubbly-plank? ultimate lesbian.

every moment is an epic gamer moment when i’m with you

bot named Dirty Sink Beef

*eats my wedding vows after reading them so no one will have physical proof of my vulnerability*

this guy gets it

not even a millisecond later 

remember when hozier did the victorias secret fashion show. scream

he looks like he just accidentally teleported there 

Y'all Elle interviewed him about this beforehand and it’s the best thing I’ve read.

What a legend

feel like pure shit just want him back