ah god i'm getting follows nothing happens here anymore, but if you enjoy some of my old posts, great I guess
I will just drop this here and leave and never look at it again lest I find more things to fix :’)
imagine we make contact with an alien species that’s like, vastly technologically superior, they could fucking kill us in a single shot if they really wanted to
and this species has never eaten salad before. and we show them salad and they eat it and they’re like holy living fuck this is tasty. and suddenly they’re offering us huge houses with all kind of advanced technological shit and incredible medical care and all the amenities and everything, with the only condition that we keep making salad for them.
and like, salad isn’t even hard to make. grab some plants, dump em in a bowl. it doesn’t have to be fancy salad, they’ll fall all over themselves for the most mediocre salad in the world. we can make so much salad that we’re practically drowning in it, even if we eat some of the salad ourselves. and in exchange we’re protected from danger, we have great living conditions, it’s basically paradise compared to life on earth
imagine
now realize that this is what bees have done to us
🐝
My Skeleton aches for you I’ll never be close enough to feel the kiss that buries in my teeth. That bruises my mouth to dust. 😳😳
can i get a #FatArt in the chat
Voice recording of part 1 of an original Ace Attorney fanfic, “Rinse Cycle Turnabout”. Split up because Tumblr doesn’t like large files.
Voiced version of my original Ace Attorney fanfic, part 3 of 3. If you’ve come this far, stay for the ending, trust me.
Voice acted version of an original Ace Attorney fanfic, part 2 of 3.
Voice recording of part 1 of an original Ace Attorney fanfic, “Rinse Cycle Turnabout”. Split up because Tumblr doesn’t like large files.
I haven't even posted selfies on here in forever
I was going to rewatch 1931 Dracula again tonight and just as I turned it on a BAT started flying around at my window and wouldn’t go away and I’ve never seen a bat at my house before and let me tell you I’ve been so gay touched starved this quarantine I was about ready to risk letting a wild bat in my room if it meant it could possibly be one tall, Sexy vampire
If you need something to cheer you up my 6 year old brother started playing animal crossing for the first time and here are some cute things!
- He sends me letters asking me to visit his island for me to open when I wake up
- He doesn’t run when we play together bc he doesn’t want me to get lost
- He’s finally got the materials to build nooks cranny and he’s been telling everyone in my family about it
- He got embarrassed that he hadn’t got the hang of fishing so went to practice
- He’s very excited to get more villagers and introduced me to his current ones!
- I brought him some money tree saplings today and we dug put some spots to plant them!
- When I hit a building with a shovel he said “don’t worry!! I do that too sometimes”
gay people heading to brunch
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I drew a quick little comics essay today about a topic near and dear to my heart: horror for kids!
Or, “why some kids like to read books that scare them, and why you should let them.”
Working on some new She-Ra art! Seaon 4 Inspired! But for now, please enjoy these oldies of mine. <3
She’s a princess!!!
Scorpia deserves all the new love and friendship ever
touch the crystal
[id. aubrey, is a dark skinned young woman with short curly red hair. in the left image, she is cast in orange light as she is reflected in the light of a giant orange crystal. flowers grow around the crystal. her left eye glows a bright, shining orange. in the right she is unedited, with a simple blue background. end id.]