Anything's Possible if You've Got Enough Nerve

So I work at an ice cream store, and this girl walked in today and quietly asked me who the man behind the counter was. I responded that he was my manager. 

"Oh, he’s cute. What’s his name?"

"Justin, but fair warning, he plays for the, uh, other team."

"What team?"

And I swear to fucking god four people (including myself) yelled ‘WILDCATS’ so loud she spilled her drink.

And I thought he was gay 

peeta mellark is weak

sorry can’t hear you over huge muscular arms and stone cold face of a tough mother fucker

the fucked up thing about this is that dick is a nickname, not a given name. this guy could have chosen to live his life as richard, or rich, or richie, or rick, but he chose dick. this man knows exactly what he has done and his madcap grin suggests the soul of a truly brilliant comic. i will find him, and under his tutelage, i will ascend to the next level of blogging.

8 Ways To Say I Love You by R. McKinley

i dont watch breaking bad but im getting v concerned for this jesse fellow who’s ugly crying in ever photoset, has anyone helped this child.  he seems like he needs help.  he looks like he needs someone to take him to the ihop and give him a little league trophy or something, someone help this kid.

theatre challenge | 3/8 songs → Those You’ve Known

This is the hardest I’ve laughed all day.

are these people sims

Stef Dawson receives the news about her being cast as Annie Cresta for The Hunger Games: Mockingjay parts 1&2!!

x

I wish I had the ability to make boys really nervous

holding a really sharp knife to their neck usuallly does the trick for me

as a boy I can confirm that this makes me really nervous

archaeologists are going to the location where simba’s dad died to see if they can gather mufossils

GOD. FUCK.

You push away everyone who can possibly care about you.