“I’ll take you to nice restaurants”

I hate hate HATE all those 2edgy 4me theories about kids shows. Like Angelica dreaming up the rugrats, or the ed, edd, and eddy children being ghosts, or literally anything that takes a lighthearted and fun kids show and has to turn it into some tragic take of rape or murder or misinformed mental illness. So you know what? From now on I’m gonna do the exact opposite. Every cool grim-dark show is now because of a bunch of children. To get us started: Game of Thrones: A middle-school DnD campaign with the most angry, vindictive DM who has promised to kill everyone’s player characters (and their family) by the end.

The Walking Dead: Some 13 year olds playing with nerf guns, but trying to be really serious about it because they’re all self conscious about playing with toys.

Breaking Bad: a teacher gave a kid some confiscated rock candy and now they’re fantasizing about his personal life.

*blesses you all for this*

Supernatural: a couple tween goth girls RPing with their OCs

Orphan Black: A girl has way too many identical barbie dolls, and makes them over instead.

Firefly: group of white suburbia kids can’t agree whether they want to play cowboys, Star Trek, pirates, or ninjas.

Blade: revenge fantasy of a tiny angry black girl shunned by a group of Twilight fangirls.

IT GOT BETTER.

warehouse 13: two kids dream up stories behind weird stuff in an antique shop

American Horror Story: a group of kids make up their own horror stories after their parents decide they’re too young to watch scary movies on TV.

NBC’s Hannibal: A snarky vegan teenager writes a series of short stories for her creative writing class about the evils of eating meat (Freddie Lounds is her self-insert, which is why she avoids eating human flesh by being a vegetarian.)

The 100: The GM (it’s his homebrew post-apoc setting) thinks the whole thing should be about painful choices chipping away at humanity’s already-damaged morality.  Two of his female players have decided that it is, instead, about lesbian sex by candlelight.  A few ill-considered grudge monsters later, the group splits apart for good.  The GM decides his setting wasn’t grim enough and adds three different varieties of zombies.  Those two players co-run a superhero campaign, which includes an unusual number of attractive heroines making out with their villainesses until the two of them finally work it out and start dating, about three months after everyone assumed they already were.

Doctor Who: Two teachers start speculating about the life of one of their students and making it into a story for fun. Their speculation spirals way out of control until they can’t even remember how they got started. They keep going anyway.

Tomorrow When The War Began: seven Aussie teenagers have a drunk d&m on a campout and by the end of the night they’ve come up with a wartime AU fanfic starring themselves.

Life on Mars: A teenager with a Gary Cooper fixation reels a bunch of responsible adults into pretending he’s a badass grownup cop-

wait shit shit shit

Dexter: a fresh out of university lab tech has impossible delusions of grandeur that eventually cost him his job.

Someone has made fake London Underground signs, and whoever did it is a ruddy genius.

http://imgur.com/a/lUWTG

The current cover of the Deadpool facebook page. :)

🌟 (by @thisjenlewis)

oh my heart

Heartbreaking photos show the devastation after a landslide in China

A massive landslide engulfed a section of Hengtaiyu industrial park in Shenzhen, China on Sunday, destroying up to 22 buildings and leaving scores missing.

Marvel Entertainment and TinyCo have revealed the first characters making up the student body of “Marvel Avengers Academy.” The upcoming “adventure / simulation” mobile game will star Iron Man, Captain America, Black Widow, Thor, Hulk – and Loki – as teenage students, learning the superhero ropes at a special school.

Marvel Announces “Avengers Academy” Mobile Game with Teaser Trailer

The game will allow players to build a superhero school while also guiding their heroes-in-training through the trials and tribulations of teen life. Obstacles will include going on dates, battling cliques and keeping their social lives in check. Each character will also have their own set of special powers as well as exclusive outfits.

Captain America – The living legend and natural born leader just might be the only mature person at the Academy, so he’s a perfect fit to lead away missions and serve as Class President. But that doesn’t mean he relates to his classmates. The guys respect him, the girls adore him, and Hydra hates him, but he’s still trying to find his place in this crazy world, and even crazier campus. The Hulk – He’s the ultimate Big Man on Campus, a gentle giant who just happens to be “the strongest there is.” He does his best to learn and fit in, but this Academy wasn’t made for invulnerable behemoths, so his anxiety and frustrations inevitably turn to anger and that’s not good for anyone. Iron Man – Tony Stark is a billionaire. A genius. An inventor. And he’ll be more than happy to tell you about all of his other talents. He’s a charming, self-centered, ladies-man-in-training who wants to save the world, and make sure everyone knows he’s the handsome, ingenious hero who did it.  He brings Stark Tower with him to Avengers Academy so that he can work in his high-tech lab, relax in his high-rise hot tub, and remind everyone that he owns a skyscraper with his name on it. Thor – He’s the literal golden god of Avengers Academy. An impossibly handsome, ridiculously strong, and unbelievably athletic exchange student who thrives on competition and seeks out confrontation. He’s effortlessly popular even though he never seems to really understand his new Midgardian classmates, and ends up causing trouble just as often as he saves the day. Black Widow – She’s on a single-minded mission to uncover the Academy’s secrets, while avoiding her annoying classmates. Unfortunately, she has to trust people and make friends because she’ll need help from her fellow heroes to find what Nick Fury is hiding, and defeat dangerous enemies everywhere from Asgard to right under her feet.   These characters and many more will be available to play and interact with through many unique adventures in MARVEL Avengers Academy, each offering their own unique backstory to be unveiled through the gameplay. You’ll encounter a deep roster of fan favorites like the fun and bubbly Wasp, the blue-collar slacker Hawkeye, mischievous Loki, former janitorial robot Ultron, and of course overseeing all of it is Nick Fury, Dean of Students. Prepare to enter a vision of the Avengers universe that you’ve never seen before.

They’re adorable!!!!

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