FAQ
I just wanna be the girl of someone’s dreams ya know
My cat: literally just fucking meows
Me:
your 20s are for sucking dick and traveling
I’m just sucking dick cause that’s the free option
I mean if you do it right suckin dick could take you places
I could go for some dick right now
peter parker in the 2002 movie is fuckin…. incredible. he gets bitten by a fuckin jacked red blue spider and he doesnt say “hey someone should take me to the hospital mayhaps?” he just goes home. then the bite swells to the size of a fuckin jawbreaker but he’s like “nah i just need a nap.” then he wakes up the next day and discovers that he DOESN’T NEED HIS GLASSES ANYMORE and he has a fuckin six pack. does he flip his entire Fuck? no. he says, “cool.” iconic.
2002 peter parker had no health insurance
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