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Reblog the money spongebob to get coin

spongebob got that bankroll 😩 them bills 🙏🏽💵💸💰 hmu spaddy (sponge daddy)

My hand been itching today. I’m reblogging all the money posts I see

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

I literally just spent $1700….

It would solve my life

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“Whut deh fuhk? Is he using duh bät room?”

“Yeh, he’s üsing teh bätroom”

*man in the video opens stall only to find that the monster is, in fact, using the bathroom*

This is from “Old Gays Try Grindr” and i’m dying

I love this audio with a passion

Gotta make money somehow

The older this gets the funnier it is

Couple images of Sebastian on set for The Falcon and The Winter Soldier. 📸

Excuse me while I go scream.

@blamerogertaylor daddy?

@asupersonicwoman papi

As you can see I have strong feelings about the orgy scene in Cats

the w-what

Black Mirror: Bandersnatch (2018) dir. David Slade

I was exploring in the catacombs and found a ladder going up. I climbed it and found a square door. I pushed open the door and found myself inside a university lecture room at 3 in the morning. 

And you chose to censor your face in the worst way imaginable

One day Edward gets a call from Jacob and he’s like “DUDE TURN ON GHOST ADVENTURES RIGHT NOW THEY’RE TALKING ABOUT YOU” and they’re in an old “haunted” Chicago hospital and Zak Bagans says “one of the victims of the Spanish influenza was a seventeen year old boy named Edward who disappeared with no trace one day. Will we come into contact with his spirit tonight?” And Edward of course has to sit down and watch the whole thing and every time they hear anything they’re like “EDWARD? IS THAT YOU?” And Edward just yells at the screen “YEAH, MAYBE”

The family eventually gets a whiteboard to keep track of how many times they’ve each been featured on a ghost hunting show. Alice is in the lead.

The Twilight Renaissance is not what I expected in 2019 but you know what? Fine.

Look at the size of that lamppost

**good suggestions of the week**

below is a list of zodiac sign related test/games for you to take. click on the word that interests you most:

have fun!

Me on my way to eat your ass

Was that caption really necessary

IDK, but the music was

how long is that video oh my god

this video is over 7 millennia long. if you started playing this video when the wheel was invented it would not be over yet

Put this in the MOMA

Wait but this is missing the best one!

https://gfycat.com/PrestigiousWeeGreyhounddog

*me watching hollywood movies about ancient egypt*