Back to the Zombie AU!

In 4th grade, my bff was in a death feud over chess with a boy in our class but instead of competing like normal people they decided that the best way to determine who was chess master was for each of them to select one of the two biggest idiots in class and teach them to play chess, My Fair Lady style, and see whose idiot won. We are just now, 22 years later, grappling with the moral implications of this exercise.

the spectrum of political literacy on tumblr

POV your client shows up at your job with his German Shepard friend to attack ur balls

obsessed with their dynamic actually

kind of obsessed with my dad's friend who apparently goes back to being a Buddhist whenever he gets a divorce

[gets divorced] Alright, that's it! No more worldly desire! [sees another beautiful woman] Well... unless?

I love that it’s apparently happened enough times that it’s a cycle. Almost like…

his brain fascinates me

Best reaction to a zombie.

This is Andrew; what’s left of a pretty normal kid. He’s trying to adjust to his new abnormal “life” after catching the zombie virus.

Andrew is me and my sister’s baby. We’ve been playing around with him for a while and we both love him dearly <3

The four penguins from Madagascar are, somehow, isekaied in the middle of the clone wars

Palpatine is dead within the hour

Please for the love of God, read the notes on this post

when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao

One time I was explaining to my dad how unfair it is that every big city has at least a couple gay bars but there are only like 20ish lesbian bars left in the country and he responded with "That's cause gay men have a good party culture. Lesbians don't have time to party, they're too busy debating the sociological implications of things and studying for postgrad degrees" and as much as I wanted to tell him he was out of line for that, as a lesbian who spends all her free time on Tumblr debating sociological implications and messaging other lesbians in discord servers where everyone has a PhD or masters for some reason I felt like I might not be the best person to make that argument

we’re cleaning out our book collection and my dad REFUSES to throw out the like 2005 toronto public school poetry anthology that has my fucking, sasunaru fanart as the cover and i’m going to pass out

in case anyone thought i wasn’t legit this is it. my teacher submitted this as an entry for the cover competition without telling me and it won and i had to go to the fucking schoolboard wide award show about it and shitty emo 10 year old me had to get up on stage while everyone clapped while this was projected behind me at a massive scale and none of the adults knew it was a fucking naruto thing but all my peers absolutely did. my father owns two copies and i think it’s the thing ive done that he’s the most proud of me for and it haunts me every day of my life

Every time I see this post I go look at the replies to find this. It’s one of the most touching things I’ve seen on the internet.

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This is so absolutely correct that I had to write a pre-Freshman Year fic about it. Fantasy High AU be upon ye.

One of many annoying things about Fig Not-A-Faeth that Eddie's discovered since the day she showed up at Sullivan's- demanding, with an expression somewhere between a challenge and a plea, to learn bass- is that she picks shit up a lot faster than he ever has.

There is a very short list of things that Eddie can truthfully claim to be good at, but he can say with zero exaggeration that he's a damn good musician. That's just a fact.

Getting as good as he is now, though, took WORK. When it comes to shit he actually cares about, he's been blessed (or cursed. Which it is really seems to depend on the day) with the ability to do nothing but that for hours on end. He has more than one memory of trying to teach himself the solo from We're Not Gonna Take It as a kid, and only realizing how long he'd been at it when the sun had gone down and left his room dark. Every skill he has today has been earned through blood, sweat, and the kind of stubborn, single minded obsession that his fingertips still ache remembering.

And while Fig definitely takes learning seriously enough to put in the effort, it doesn't take her anywhere near as much time. He's watching her figure shit out in a week that he remembers taking him at least two.

He can't decide if that's impressive or infuriating.

"It was one afternoon when the wizard wandering through the forest, ran into the most beautiful look that he ever had seen...

From that very moment the fairy and the wizard wanted to be the two of them alone in the forest

Loving each other forever."

song: "la leyenda del hada y el mago" de Rata Blanca

(This song is theirs i swear, go and listen to it)

The ghost haunting this house is… kind of hot?!